"Hindi talaga namin makakalimutan yun han... remember it was your birthday party when Josh slept on the garage." Claui started laughing

The image of Wawa so drunk and wasted on the garage flashed in my mind. Nakabuka pa ang bibig niya that time. 

"Hahahaha oo nga... may pic tayo nun diba?"

"Flash mo sa screens nila han ah?"

"Sige lang. Gwapo parin naman ako dun." 

We all laughed when Wawa's expression screamed the opposite of what he has said. That was epic and so so funny.

It took them a minute lang to show their whiteboards and thankfully, lahat naman sila tama. It's the second day of October, year 1999. I'm turning 21 na 7 months from now.

"How many subscribers do I currently have? The nearest nalang..."

"Pwede tumingin? Wait kunin ko cellphone ko..."

"Hoy wag kang madaya Claui. Kasuhan kita diyan eh." 

"Feeling mo Josh. Hindi ka pa naman abogado."

"Tanga ano namang maikakaso ni Joshua, Clau?"

"Itanong mo sa pagong, Bench."

"Mygod. Subscibers ko pinag-uusapan. Bakit napunta sa pagong? Sige na sagot na kayo. No checking your cellphones, huh." 

Matagal sila bago nakasagot. Halatang bihira lang manood ng vlogs ko eh. But anyway, okay lang, game naman sila everytime gusto ko silang i-guest kaya bawing-bawi rin.

"It's three million."

"2.6 I think?"

"Nag 2 million ka December last year han, right? So feeling ko 2.7M na..."

"No one got the corrent answer. I have two million and five-hundred sixty-seven thousand subscribers as of the moment. So dahil nearest naman yung kay Claui, she has the point for now."

"I know right."

"Advance lang ako mag-isip han kase alam ko mag-te-three million ka this year." kumindat si Wawa

I wish. I'm already so grateful for all the subscribers that I have right now tho. Ang laki na ng pamilya ng Banana Fam.

"Okay... eto, how many Instagram followers do I have?"

"Ah eto alam ko 'to..."

"Kase stalker ka niya, Josh?"

"Uhm... tinignan ko lang kung nadelete na ba niya yung pictures nila ni Fahren."

"Ay oo ako rin. Buti nadelete mo na, han no?"

"Of course." I smirked

That man does not deserve to be on my feed.

"So you guys got it right naman. It's 2 million. I have two million followers on Instagram and I want to thank ofcourse my bananas for following me. Thank you po!"

"Sana all famous." pagpapabebe ni Wawa

"Narinig niyo yun guys? Gusto niya lang din ifollow niyo siya. Username niya po @joshwa. Maawa po kayo, please follow." Claui mocked

"Moving on..."

"Ay moving on parin? Akala ko ba moved on na?" Bench cut me off

"Sa questions, Bench. Sa questions." giit ko 

"Patapusin mo kase Bench.. ikaw talaga..." tumawa si Wawa

Nakakainis. Ilalaglag pa ata nila ako sa sarili kong vlog. Not that I am not moved on, huh.

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