Percy Jackson headcannons

To the girls on the Argo II Who is the Best Boyfriend

Hazel: Frank.
Piper: I think Jason because he's done so much for me. For example the time he saved me at the Grand Canyon.
Hazel: Wasn't that the time he forgot who you? And also did he trust you with your life?
Piper: Well did Frank-
Annabeth: Are you guys seriously fighting over this?
Hazel: huh?
Piper: What do you mean?
Annabeth: The answer is obviously Percy.
Piper: No!
Hazel: It's Frank.
Annabeth: Fine, then tell me this. Did Frank hold up the sky for you? And Piper, did Jason tell you his Achilles heel?
Piper: But-
Annabeth: Fine then did he fall into Tartarus for you? Did he turn down immortality for you?
Piper:......
Hazel: Percy it is. Piper?
Piper:*sigh* Percy.