Percy Jackson headcannons

To the gods

Who is more powerful, Jason or Percy?
Poseidon: Percy
Percy: Thanks dad!
Hera: *sigh* eventhoughyourapainyouaremorepowerfulthanJason.
Percy:*blinks* Did you just pick me?
Hera: You can't get me to say that again.
Jason: But my whole life was a gift to you!
Percy: Jealous much Grace?
Zeus: I hate to admit it, but Percy.
Jason: YOU TOO DAD?!
Poseidon: You just admit that my son is more powerful than yours!
Zeus: *thunder rumbles* HOW DARE YOU-
Hestia: Boys please don't fight. My choice is the young boy, Percy Jackson.
Aphrodite: Jason may be dating my daughter but Percy is way more powerful.
Artemis: Perseus.
Ares: I hate Percy but that punk is way more powerful.
Percy: *sarcasm* Thanks that's so sweet of you.
Ares: Do not call me sweet!
Hermes: Percy.
Athena: The sea scum, son of Poseidon.
Percy: Thanks.....I think
Hades: Percy.
Dionysus: Peter Johnson.
Percy: Actually it's Percy Jackson
Dionysus: Whatever
Jason: But I respect you! He doesn't!
Percy: Calm down Superman.
Jason: DONT CALL ME THAT!!
Percy: Does little Sparky need his stapler?
Jason: DONT SAY THAT!!!
Demeter: Percy. He just needs to eat more cereal.
Hephaestus: The young lad, Percy.
Apollo: Jason
Jason: REALLY?!
Apollo: Nah, it's Percy.
Percy: HAHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!!!!!
Jason: *sarcastically* Really feeling the love guys.