Requested by ToshiroLover-chan.~ I hope you're eating tuna right now.
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A guy named Mitobe was walking around at the park, mindlessly looking at the surroundings. As he stepped on a suspicious looking rock, he teleported. To a wonderland of p*rn magazines. Bondage play equipments. And... Cats?
"............" He said. He glanced everywhere to see all the cute cats. "..........." Mitobe said calmly. While enjoying his time with a bunch of cats. He saw a much cuter one (you) eating tuna.
"Meow~!" It said. Mitobe was astonished. "......!" He said. He came closer to it and pet it.
"Meow! Meow!" (Translation: Bitch, are you trying to get a bite of my tuna!? Bitch. You better get your own. Get your hand off me! What's wrong with you!?) You hiss.
".....?" He tilted his head. And smiled. "................." You squint your eyes in distrust and continued your eating.He patted your head. ".........."
You growl. "Meow!Meow!Meow!" (Translation: Motherfucker, are you calling me fat!? I will! Hmng!!" You threw the tuna at his face and raged. After a while of raging, you argued with him.
On the other side of the place, Donkey was there, reading manga.
As he was indulged in erotic fantasies. He saw you and Mitobe. He watched your conversation.
"Meow!Meow!" (Ya asshole!!!!!)
"........!...?......"
"Meoooww!!!!!"( Arghhhhh!!! This is my tuna! Mine!")
"........?....."
"Meow!Meow!Meow!"(Move your fapping hand away from me,
"...........!"
Donkey was confused. "Just what the actual fuck are they saying?" He sighed. "Well, I'll get a translator ." He picked up another cat and waved his hand on it. It turned into a human.
"Listen up, your name is Koganei." Donkey stated. "Eh..What?" Koganei asked. "I will give you a human life if you talk to that person." Donkey pointed out Mitobe.
"That guy? He doesn't talk.. I can't understand him." Koganei said. Donkey softly touched Koganei's head. "You've always wanted to be a basketball player,right?" He slid his hand to his lips and whispered quietly "Now's your chance." Koganei gulped and nodded. He walked towards you and Mitobe.
"Um...Hello~ I'm Koganei. What's your name?" He smiled nervously at Mitobe.
" ..............." Mitobe said.
"Oh! Mitobe? That's a pretty nice name!" Koganei said. Mitobe nodded silently. "Hahaha! We're gonna be friends now, okay?" Mitobe nodded again. 'Haha! You're kind of a jokester~!" Koganei laughed. Mitobe smiled. "Hahaha! Nice one Mitobe!" Koganei laughed again .
You were just listening to their conversation until you heard Mitobe say. ".........."
"Meow!Meow!Meow!" You raged at what he said."......."
"Oh my gosh!" Koganei exclaimed.
"............" Mitobe replied.
"Nooo wayyy.." Koganei whispered in surprise.
"Meow!Meow!"(Translation: Ghawd! You asshole! What the fuck, man!?") You begin to scratch his leg. "Meow!!!!"(Translation: I'll kill you!)
"Man this is one angry cat.." Koganei said.
Mitobe leaned down and stared at you. "............"
"Really? OK" said Koganei.
At the other side of the place Donkey just watched what the hell was going on.
Mitobe suddenly grabbed both of your soft paws and pinned you down on the ground.
"Meow...?"(Translation: The fuck?) You were stunned.Mitobe pressed his finger on your belly up to your neck. He rubbed it smoothly. It felt nice for a cat. He tickled every part of your body. You can't help but purr in pleasure.
"M~Meow~!" You said. Mitobe blushed at your cute reaction. Until everything got intense. He unzipped his pants....
Koganei just played with the other cats, not minding the amount of moans Mitobe made. He gave tuna for the cats and noticed the half-eaten tuna. "It must be that cat's tuna." He meant you.
All is well in your life now. You have a human boyfriend that is somewhat banging you hard right now and..... A plot twist.
Plot twist, your half-eaten tuna came to life and ran towards you, crying. "Tuna!Tuna!wahhh" (Translation: You're cheating on me, _____-San!! Wahhh!!")
"Me~ow~!"(M-mitobe~!) You ignored the tuna.
Tuna-kun felt broken. He sniffed his nose and pulled out a handkerchief from his back to wipe his salty tears. Koganei wanted to comfort him but to no avail. Tuna-kun is strong. He moved on with his life and stand straight from half-eaten tuna to full-badass tuna. He took out his sunglasses. And said seductively.
"Tuna.."
What he said touched Koganei's heart. "You're awesome, tuna-kun!" He cheered. Donkey poked Koganei's back and whispered. "The hell did he say?" He asked in a WTF tone.
Koganei smiled. "He said ' I am a mere tuna who is destined to be eaten. For it is my solemn duty to content the hearts of many, I assume I am not worthy to be under the same belief of equality towards humans. We are different. Yet so alike. People always say that Tuna is salty. But what about humans? Their very existence in even more salty than any other tuna. We tuna people are only salty to the extent that we are tasty! But what about humans!? They forsake their reason to live and yet they claim that they are more important than any other creature on earth! Their saltiness will only bring discriminating logic to the world! ' and etc."
Donkey picked up his phone. "Cancel the movie marathon. I think one of our tuna's are going crazy because of that World War movie." He said to his phone.
You heard what Tuna-kun said and felt guiltly. Why are you choosing humans over tuna. With one last thrust from Mitobe you screamed. "Meow!!!!"(Tuna-kun!!!!)
Tuna-kun heard you. "T..tuna?"(_____-San?)
You struggle to get away from Mitobe and ran towards Tuna-kun. "Meow!Meow!" (I'm sorry, Tuna-kun! I love you!"
"Tuna..."(_____-San..) Tears begin to well up. "Tuna!" (I love you, too!)
They hugged each other.Mitobe smiled. It's probably best for a cat to love tuna. Koganei cried in joy. "Nice one, tuna-kun!" Tuna-kun winked and gave a thumbs up to Koganei.
But you ate Tuna-kun immediately.
"Meow ~!" (That was tasty) you smiled. You jump at Mitobe and purred. "Meoow~" (Now, where were we?)
Boom! Kuroko woke up! It was a dream. He rubbed his back and wondered. "Why did I dream that?" He thought and sighed. "Hyuuga-senpai. Hyuuga-senpai." He woked Hyuuga. "Ugh...What is it, Kuroko...Wait! Kuroko!? Why are you here!?" Hyuuga jumped in surprise.
Kuroko smiled."Hyuuga-senpai...We're married."
Boom! Italy cat woke up. (From Hetalia)
" waaahhhh!!! What kind of dream was that!? Geeeeerrrmannyyy!!"he cried.
"Shut up. I'm sleeping." Germany said.
"B-but....."
HETALIA
Done~
Yo, guys~ Sorry for really slow updates. Been kind of 'busy' which I mean lazy. :)
