Requested by SarahTheNekoLover-chan~ Hope you'll enjoy this~! ╯ 3╰
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess that ruled over a majestic kingdom. Her servants were loyal as her face was cutely attractive.If people don't think you're attarctive, don't worry, they're wrong. You are ____ and in this world you are beautiful as you were in reality.
Due to the evil monster named "Me", your kingdom has experienced great danger. This is why your father needs to find a suitable warrior to defeat the God forsaken monster. In return, the man who takes home the monsters head will become king and marries you, Princess _____.
Later then, the you have not yet chosen a warrior. You thought all the people that arrived were.... I don't know.. For example.
"My dear princess ____! I shall behead the monster and take thee gorgeous princess as my own" a blonde guy said. He had a really shinny looking armor just he was just to flashy. And you can tell he's a flirt. Just look at how many fan girls he got. His name was Kise.
"I need snacks~~ Mido-chin, give me some~" a purple-headed warrior not caring what is happening said.
"Quite, Atsushi. We are in a presence of her Majesty." a red haired guy bowed to apologize for the behaviour of his companions.
"W-w-wait! Why am I here in the first place!?.And this outfit is embarrassing!" a tall green haired man blushed and tried to take off his armor.
"Oh! Midorimachii~ don't take your clothes out in public!" the blonde pointed at the green dude.
"Shut up! This is not fabric! This is heavy metal! Nanodayo!" he replied.
"Shintaro, behave yourself." the red one warned.
"Hey~ I need to go to the bathroom~" a purple one interrupted.
"No, you can not. Stay there, Atsushi." the red one ordered.
These people might kill the monster... Or kill theirselves... Whatever! You don't care anymore and let the 4 of them do it simultaniously. It was weird since your father, King Donkey, gave them money instead of swords. They all immedialty thought what this meant. They ran to the woods, in search for the monster "Me"
A few days have passed and those 4 did not come back. You were getting anxious. What if "Me" killed them? What if he will destroy your kingdom again? These were the thoughts flowing in your mind. As you were tapping your index finger on your throne to ease your anxiety. The doors opened and a soldier panting heavily.
"T-t-the warriors are back, your Majesty!" said the soldier.
Donkey quickly got up. "Bring them in." he ordered. The man nodded and brought the 4 young men in to congratulate their victory.
You stood up in joy as you saw the warriors walk in. They looked so cool in slow motion. But....... Where's the monster's head?
"Where is it?" you asked.
"Here, Princess ____" They pulled out their bags and gave you a pregancy test. You looked at your father to question him. "What.....The.....Fuck." you said
"Hey, if you're gonna marry someone might as well get a kid." he shrugged.
"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MONSTER!?" You yelled.
"Oh...That? I did tell these warriors to beat him. So, how was it?" he looked at the 4 handsome men.
"Yes, we have encountered that monster." Akashi said.
"Yes.. And?" you questioned.
"We saw him at the convinience store buying erotic magazines." Akashi said.
"And he challenged us to a basketball match~!" Kise said.
"And we lost ... Since the man in red didn't help out and stayed at the corner!" Midorima glared at Akashi.
"Enough, Shintaro. I was busy teaching that dog to know it's place." he justified.
"Yeah~ Aka-chin always said 'Know your place, mut' to the poor dog." Murasakibara said.
"I said, enough." Akashi repeated.
"But Akashichi-" Akashi shot a death glare at Kise to shut him up. You crossed your arms " So did you kill him?" you asked in an impatient tone.
They looked at each other and bowed.
"Sorry, your Majesty. But the only one who can beat him is him." Midorima said.
You clicked your tongue. "Tch... I'll kill him myself." You took off your robe and crown. Moving out of your way, they stood up and looked at you, walking out of the room. Akashi looked at Donkey "My leige, Won't you stop your daughter?" Kise said too. "Princess ____chii's going to get killed, Kingchii~!"
Donkey picked his nose. "Oh? Her? Nah, don't worry she can take care of herself... "
"Is she trained to kill?" they asked.
Donkey sat back on his chair and smiled devilishy. "I don't know.. And I don't care either."
"You don't care if your own daughter will die?" they asked in surprised at the king's attitude.
"Nah, she won't die.. And besides.."
You walked into the kingdom gate and took out the sword of the soldier at your side. And quickly ran towards the woods.
"The only one who can kill me is me." you jumped from tree to tree, ready to slice the monster's neck. Ready as ever.
End of part 1!
Hey, guys~ I'm sorrg if it's short. And I'm soooooorrrrryy if I update slow sometimes! Gomenasaiiiiiiiiiii!( ~'O'~)
