Voltron group chat

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Pidgeon created a group chat

Loverboy: pidge what is this?

Pidgeon: a group chat?

Keef: why am I in this?

Loverboy: I don't know who you are, but same

Honks: hello

Loverboy: HUNK

Honks: yes?

Loverboy: thank Jesus you're in here, it won't be so boring

Honks: aw thanks lance

Keef: pidge who are these people?

Spacedad: yeah, what is this?

Keef: WHY IS MY BROTHER HERE

Pidgeon: calm the fuck down

Spacedad: language

Pidgeon: sorry, calm the excrement down

MattyB: oh god

Keef: Matt?

MattyB: yes

Loverboy: I love the username, whoever that is

Pidgeon: my brooo

MattyB: I hate you

Honks: why?

MattyB: Anyways, who are you all

Honks: I'm hunk!

Keef: well you already know me, Keith

Loverboy: oH goD grANdPa nAMe

Keef: well what's your name?

Loverboy: uhh the names lance?

Keef: I already hate him

Spacedad: Keith!!

Keef: what?

Spacedad: stop making assumptions!

Keef: it's not an assumption, he talked

Spacedad: Anyways, I'm Shiro

Loverboy: why is your username spacedad?

Spacedad: cause I'm the dad friend

Keef: and you're old

Spacedad: IM 27!!!

Pidgeon: old

Loverboy: old

Keef: old

MattyB: old

Honks: he's not that old...

Pidgeon: HUNK

Loverboy: YOU BROKE IT

Honks: sorry...

MattyB: did... did you guys just hurt hunk?

Keef: I have knives

Keef: I don't know him but he seems nice

Honks: I'm ok guys!

Loverboy: I'm coming over

Honks: No I'm with Shay!

Loverboy: ok then

Pidgeon: too cute

Keef: so 'lance' what makes you a lover boy?

Loverboy: I get all the girls *finger guns*

Keef: mmmh I smell bisexuality

Loverboy: what?

Pidgeon: he's in denial, don't bother

Honks: I once saw him staring at a guy

Loverboy: nO I dID noT

Pidgeon: yes you did

Keef: hehe

Loverboy: what >:(

Keef: you sound like a baby. Pidge, are you sure he's not a catfish?

Pidgeon: don't worry, I met him to make sure

Loverboy: >:((((((

Loverboy: I'm mad

Keef: sorry, I can't take you seriously lol

[private chat between Pidgeon and Honks]

Pidgeon: I ship it

Honks: what?

Pidgeon: lance and Keith

Honks: why are you saying that?

Pidgeon: I can feel it

Honks: I don't know Pidge...

Pidgeon: wanna bet?

Honks: HELL YA

Pidgeon: how much?

Honks: ... 40$

Pidgeon: you're losing a lot of money here hunk...

Honks: we'll see about that... Pidgeon