*Stumbling down the carpet, still rubbing sleep from his eyes, is nutterbutter still wearing his pajamas and a blue hoodie. By his side looking disgruntled in her Girl On Fire dress from the Hunger Games is Jennifer Lawrence.*
Ana: Forgot to set your alarm?
*Grunting nutterbutter starts scratching himself*
Jennifer Lawrence: I had been trying to wake him for hours. In the end I had to drag his sorry self out by his ankles.
nutterbutter: Huh?
Ana: Wait let me just get the snort grunt translator.
*Running over to the props box behind Betty. Ana digs around until she pulls out a strange looking aqua device covered with cords and flashing lights. Running back Ana attaches the rubber suction caps to his head and hangs the device around his neck.*
Ana: That’s better, now nutterbutter your story ‘The Journey: Lost’ has been nominated for best On The Rise category of Thriller. How did you react to the news?
nutterbutter mumbles. The device flashes and beeps while translating finally in a heavy Russian accent: Literally started crying.
Ana: That’s not right. *Walking over she starts pressing random buttons.* Well try that. Tell us a bit about your story.
Lights flash, nutterbutter grunts and this time the voice sounds like Chief from South Park: Well it is about this family who moves to Chicago after a unfortunate turn of events. Soon after things start happening in a domino effect. Questions will be asked and the end will leave you wanting more!
Ana: As much as I’m tempted to leave your voice like that it’s not right. *she presses a few more buttons* Right. If you can have one super power what would it be?
nutterbutter sounding like Alvin the chipmunk: If I could have any super power I would have the ability to control time. That way I could pause the good times, rewind to a happy place, and skip the pain.
Ana: I want that one but for different reasons. I just want to pause time to have some quiet time and to steal all the left shoes in the world and throw them in the ocean.
nutterbutter still in a high-pitched squeak: Why?
Ana: Why not? Let me try again.
nutterbutter pulls back: No I like sounding like this. *sings* ♬ Uh eeh uh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang. Uh eeh uh ah ah bing bang walla walla bing bang. ♬
Jennifer Lawrence: Nice.
Ana: I smell a record deal. One last question before your munky self can go inside and wow the crowd. Do you have any messages for your fans?
nutterbutter: Yo whats up cookies? Well thank you so much for reading and sharing Lost, I know that I am super excited about the Watty Awards this year and I hope that you will continue following the book series as I continue writing it :)
Ana: I’m sure they will, Alvin. Sorry, I mean nutterbutter. Ok well you had better be getting on.
*nutterbutter continues up the orange carpet singing about wanting a hola hoop for Christmas. Jennifer joins in every now and then.*
Ana: So if you want to read nutterbutter’s story Lost then either click on the external link to the right or click on the dedication icon above.
♬ Uh eeh uh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang. ♬
♬ Uh eeh uh ah ah bing bang walla walla bing bang. ♬
Wow that song is catchy.
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Watty Awards 2012 Interviews - Round Two
RandomInterviews with the showcase finalists of 2012.
