Many Dekus?!?! (Rewriting)

Lower Your Expectations

Tsuku pressed a button, as the screen turned on the students were still trying to forget what just happened.

Izuku is on a stage with a piano.

"It this the same universe as the one where Izuku gave some advice?" Momo asked. "Yes it is but with a different song." Tsuku replied as everyone was starting to calm down.

"We all want love
How many single ladies out there, looking for love tonight? (Wooo!)"

Some of the girls also responded.

"Yeah, woo that sadness out"

That got most people to laugh.

"There's more where that came from
Ladies, I know what you want-want-want"
"You want a guy that's sweet" Koda was shown "a guy that's tough" Tetsutetsu then  replaces Koda.

"A feminist who likes to pay for stuff" Ojiro

"It is pretty great to get things for free" Uraraka said, most of the students agreed even if they weren't girls. After all everyone likes to gets things for free.

"The kind of guy that gets along with your friends" Sero is shown
"Without being attracted to any of them"

Sero looked very proud to be the loyal boyfriend.

"A good boy"Kaminari is shown very confused"a bad boy"a exploding Bakugo "a good bad boy;" Kirishima is shown with a sweet smile.

"How is Kirishima a good bad boy? He's a good boy all the way" Ashido complained.

"A half good" the right side of Todoroki"half bad" the left of Todoroki "half boy" all of Todoroki is shown.

"If someone tells me to describe Todoroki all I'm going to say is  'half boy' " Uraraka said.

"Loves your brothers, sensitive but not weak and Is a great lover," Shinso is shown."calls your mother on the weekend" Iida is shown on the phone .

Shinso tried to hide a blush when the it said 'is a great lover'.

"Now you might think that this guy only exists in your mind
Guess what: You're right!"

"Ouch that hurts" Kaminari said clutching his heart dramatically. "We're not that bad"

"If you want love, lower your expectations a few
Because Prince Charming would never settle for you~"

"I have never hear something so true" Uraraka said 'I'm going to be a loner forever' Uraraka thought accepting her fate.

"If you want love, just pick a guy and love him". Mineta is shown crying from desperation.
"And if he's got a thing for feet, say: "Fuck it, sweep me off 'em" Izuku yeets Mineta off the stage.

"I would rather be a loner" Uraraka said as all the girls agreed.

"Now the good thing is that at least men have very realistic
expectations for women... "

"We do?"Kaminari asked Kirishima. Kirishima shrugged "I don't know"

"He said, sarcastically setting up a second verse in a comedy song"

"That explains everything"Kaminari said as some girls laughed.

"You want a girl that's nice," Tsuyu is shown.
"a girl that's not
Obsessed with her looks, but is insanely hot" Jiro is shown not really caring.

Tsuyu blushed, she wasn't used to compliments. Most people thought that she was weird or mean because of how she looked like and because she is  blunt.

"The kind of girl that you can show to your folks" Mina is shown
"Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes"

"I got three compliments!" Ashido said  happily.

"A real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girl; A brand new, really hot, real doll" Uraraka, Hatsume, Itsuka and Momo are shown in order.

Itsuka and Momo were blushing while Uraraka looked defeated. 'All I get is a 'real girl' what type of compliment is that!!!'

"Wants to impress you, doesn't care if you notice" Toga is shown.
"And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with"

People shivered at the thought of having Toga as a girlfriend.

"Now you might think that this girl only exists in your mind
But she's real, but last week she died"

"Rest in peace." Kaminari said as a tear went down his face.

"If you want love, lower your expectations a lot
You might think your dick is a gift, I promise it's not"

Some boys were dying from embarrassment. Some were screaming (Bakugo). Some weren't responding and/or breathing.
The girls were laughing their heads off. Midnight was laughing so hard that her quirk accidentally turned on, Aizawa made sure it didn't get out of control.

As everything was calming down Eri asked a very innocent question.

"What's a dick?" No one wanted to answer the question.

"Something that only boys have" Tsuku said. "Why only boys? What if I want one?" Eri asked. "If you want one then....... Somebody help" Tsuku cried for help. "We will talk about this later, okay Eri" Aizawa said saving the day. Eri nodded as Aizawa prayed that she would forget about it.

"If you want love, just pick a girl and love her
Then whip out your dick and let the girl you love decline the offer"

"I don't want a neat freak, I don't want a slob
Somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job
'Cause I won't settle for less than perfect
We want perfect children, a perfect life
A perfect husband or a perfect wife
But deep down we know, we don't deserve it"

"We don't deserve a lot of things" Shinso mumbled under his breath.

"But-
We all deserve love, even on the days when we aren't our best
'Cause we all suck, but love can make us suck less
We all deserve love, it's the very best part of being alive
And I would know I just turned 25~"

"Izuku is 25!?" Ashido questioned because he didn't look 25. "It's another universe" Tsuku said as she pressed a button.

I hope you enjoyed (╯▽╰) please let me know if there is any grammar mistakes.

I am so sorry for the late update. I am very stressed from online schooling. I will try my hardest to upload chapters.

The next chapter will be story of tonight then it will be six the musical (ex wifes). If you want to choose one of the characters for the song let me know.

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