Chapter 57: Harper and Jayden

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Thank you, Noel and Joshua, for everything and for what's to come....

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I grab the magazine "We almost did it"

"What?"Carter questions taking it

"They are late to expose you," He says

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"They are late to expose you," He says

"Gosh look how cute I looked then, "I say looking at my stomach in the photo

"You were cute then but, now you just look like a hippo"

"Carter I swear if these babies come out right now with Joshua gone because I have to attack you, he and I will kill you"I state

"Oh please, they rather see Uncle Carter then that ugly old man" He states putting it down

I throw the pillow at his head

"Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I'm around?"

"Only for you baby"He winks

"Are you really flirting with your boss's wife?"Drake asks plopping on the couch

"Hell Nah, I'd like to my di&k. She ain't worth much for me to give it up, I have other chicks "Carter gets up

"The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait"

"Don't you have feelings for my dear soul?"

"You're empty soul" Drake chuckles before getting punch in the arm by Carter "Ow! Asshole!"

"I wish I could show how I feel but, I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to express myself in this case"I roll my eyes 

"I swear to you I get enough girls in my bed"

"Good fairytale story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"I question

"Niceeeee, I wanna play"Micheal joins

"What the fu*k? No!"Carter protests

"Please, save your breath. You'll probably need it to blow up your next date" Micheal laughs

"You're fu*king stupid"Carter rolls his eyes

"Everyone's entitled to act stupid once in a while, but you really abuse the privilege"I laugh

"I'm leaving!"He march towards the door leaving us laughing

"You always bring me so much joy, as soon as you leave the room"I yell at him

"Fuck you allllll!"

The door slams and we all laugh

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"Nothing is working"I sigh looking at Hailey as we eat pineapple

Alison walks in with the kids before they run off outside "What are you two doing?"

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