Stay With Me

Chapter 6: Don't Worry I'm Still Horny

Batman, 3:45 am

Okay, never mind. I don't hate you.

Your Worst Nightmare, 3:46 am

Go to sleep.

Batman, 3:46 am

I can't!

Your Worst Nightmare, 3:48

Why not?

Batman, 3:59

...because I'm horny

Dean cursed out loud.

"Why the hell did I just tell him that?! I am so retarded."

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Cass drove up in Sam's truck; he found the Impala and Dean was laying inside it, asleep. Cass cautiously got out and tapped on the Impala's window.

"The fuck do you want?" Dean slurred, his voice deeper from sleep.

Castiel yanked the door open and pulled Dean out by his shirt, pinning him against the Impala's doors.

"I came to get you, just because you wouldn't quit texting me."

Dean smirked, "Are you sure that's why?"

Castiel furrowed his brow. "What are you getting at, Dean?"

"My last text message."

Castiel tilted his head, "Your last message you said 'I can't' so I came to pick you up."

Dean rolled his eyes, "Well you should read my message so what I'm about to do will make sense."

Castiel kept one hand on Dean, his shirt balled up in Castiel's fist. Cass opened his phone, reading Dean's text message. Dean chuckled as he watched Castiel's face turn a deep red.

"W-Why did you te-tell me th-this?" Castiel stuttered with his words, not looking at anything but the phones screen.

"Figured it would make you come."

Castiel's face only turned brighter, "Oh, um...I didn't read it until now."

"Don't worry, I'm still horny."

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Sam is curled up with Jessica on his bed, occasionally giving her a passionate kiss. Jessica would hum happily and pull them tighter.

"I missed you, Sam."

Sam kissed her blonde hair. "I missed you more than anything."

Jess looked up at Sam, smiling. "So, what did I miss while I was gone?"

"Dad, Ellen, Jo, Bobby, Ash, Martin, Gabriel, Lilth, Ruby, Me, Dean, and many other people died. Dean went to hell, Cass was an angel and pulled him out. They became good friends, Cass and I definitely are not as close as he and Dean. I lost my soul, went to purgatory as did Dean and Cass. The angels fell, I started the apocalypse. I was drugged into marriage...God that was hell...oh, and, Dean became a demon and received the Mark of Cain, which is now gone."

Jessica made an 'O' shape with her mouth, nodding and trying to take it all in. "Wait, how did you loose you soul? How is Castiel an angel? How did you guys die and come back? What do you mean you started the apocalypse? What the hell do you mean drugged into marriage?!"

Sam groaned, "I didn't tell you about the family business, did I?"

Jessica bitchfaced him, "No, you didn't."