Stoned High .. I Couldn't Stop Laughing

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man .. how I wish

i'd a color photograph

of all the sudden frowns

upon the narcs .. cops faces

shiny glass bong in full view

my window down .. slowly driving by

I blew a cloud of smoke towards them

God damnit boy .. the chase was on

put my foot all the way to the floorboard

tires squealing rubber .. turning the corner

I heard the cops .. narcs choking

screaming that's him .. that's fucking him

I was out of there like scalding lightning

i'd a good head start .. I knew the streets

from north seventh street I took drago street

ran hard passing by the high school

I could hear sirens wailing

in the not too far distance

threw my weed, bong and pipe

out of my open window into tall shrubs

hoping to retrieve at a later time

I floored my vintage truck again

I was on cypress street in a minute

took a hard right on two wheels

laughing out loud like a madman

finished my ice cold heineken light

turned it up in one giant swig .. gurgling

threw the thick, dark green glass bottle

skywards .. real high over my head

it came spiraling down .. splintering glass

I swerved before I missed my quick left turn

one block later I was on trenton street

on the floor .. driving fast beside the river

had a mile to reach the louisville bridge

I ran blinking redlights all the way there

on duty cops were impatiently waiting for me

I drove between them .. raced over the bridge

monroe police were ready .. blocked me in

west monroe police were hot on my trail

right behind me .. I was trapped in a box

stoned high .. I couldn't stop laughing

Copyright @ September 2014

StandingBear

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