"oh, wait. this is a reunion? sorry, i thought this was a field trip to the zoo because you're all wild as hell like animals."
CRINGE WARNING:
this is a crackfic and involves, mature theme, drama, insults, massive flirting and of course, cursing.
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seulgay: does anyone know irene's address?? this is an emergency reply ASAP
hotmochi: emergency my big ass you probably just want to bang her 😂
seulgay: stop exposing me try me hoe I'll expose you too
hotmochi: there's nothing exposable about me ha wait is that even a word
jungcock: there's nothing to expose about me*
seulgay: remember when the last time I visited your house i heard you moaning chae's name
jisuck: why would u go to Jimin's house are u cheating on ME?!!!!
seulgay: bitch nah i just went there to retrieve my jams that he stole i didn't had breakfast for three days because of him
hotmochi: stfu seulgi
chaebae: wtf jimin is that truuu??
seulgay: I saw everything btw aNd HIS DICK IS VERY SMALL
hotmochi: WHY THE FUCK DID U PEEK
seulgay: so I'm able to confirm that u really were masturbating while moaning chae's name 😌 oh and also for blackmail
jisuck: oH Jimin's got a smol dick 😂
lisathesheep:
Jin Jonas: why do you all do Jimin dirty 😂😂👏
hotmochi: hYUNG SAVE MEEEE
Jin Jonas: nah I'll choose to watch you suffer
jendickie:
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hotmochi: jENNIE SAVE ME FROM THESE BULLIES
jendickie: why would they bully u they're just stating facts
ttaeng:
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someone just fucking snapped you go girl
seulgay: idk who to be gay for anymore irene, jisoo, or jennie
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ttaeng: be gay for everybody
lisathesheep: I think I'm gonna rot inside my apartment let's have an outing
jungcock: lETS GO TO A RESORT!!
jisuck: how about a road trip?
jisuck added hyunrenebae to the group
hyunrenebae: eLLO I MISSED YOU ALL
seulgay: IRENE MY BABY
hyunrenebae: did you change ur number?? i called you many times but a different person keeps answering :((
seulgay: shit I did im so sorry bae
hyunrenebae: oOh it's fine btw are we having a road trip?
hotmochi: we're gonna go to a resort ah I missed swimming
jendickie: no we're going on a roadtrip duh
seulgay: I'm in for the resort
Jin Jonas: nah it's roadtrip
chaebae: but Lisa said outing how bout let's have a roadtrip on the way to a resort?
ttaeng: oh right
jisuck: good thinking chae this is why I luv u
seulgay: uhmm
jendickie: gay action in 3 2 1
jisuck: oh wait I'm dating Seulgi u can have Lisa chae
seulgay: but I'm dating Irene
hyunrenebae: threesome sounds good to me
jungcock: get y'all gay shits out of this holy household
lisathesheep: I guess I'll leave too
jungcock: bUT LISA I THOUGHT YOU LOVE ME
jisuck: I just got bitch slapped by my mom lmao she keeps asking me if I have a boyfriend because she's eager to have a grandaughter but then I said, "Mom love is an open door." then I opened the fridge after then she slapped me
