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seulgay:
where are the brats
i called lisa a few times already
jendickie:
they're probably in a motel or something
jisuck:
wtf jennie
don't do those kids dirty
u nasty
jendickie:
sorry
hotmochi:
OH NO WHAT IF THEY'RE KIDNAPPED
JUNGKOOK AREN'T ANSWERING MY CALLS TOO
chaebae:
can you all chill they're just having a date
now sit back down in ya chairs and calm thyself
Jin Jonas:
i wasn't even sitting in a chair
chaebae:
iT IS JUST AN EXPRESSION OKAY
ttaeng:
WAIT LISA AND JUNGKOOK IS ON A DATE?!
WHY DID HE NOT TELL ME THIS
hotmochi:
ha poor you
he told me
agust:
don't feel special thot
he told me first
hotmochi:
but still
he told me and didn't tell tae
ttaeng:
I feel sad
jisuck:
aRE YOU ON DRUGS
you feel sad yet you're smiling while typing that
seulgay:
wait WHAT
hyunrenebae:
WHAT
THE
HECK
jisuck:
can u all staph
we're "hanging out" remember?
jendickie:
ohh ryttt
jisuck:
jennie stop being jealous
we know you are now close your mouth or flies will enter
ttaeng:
ooHhhhhh
jendickie:
shut it taehyung
lisathesheep:
hello we're back
thanks for today kook 💜
jungcock:
no
thank you
for giving me a chance 😉
agust:
can u all stop flirting here
my eyes can't take this
hyunrenebae:
everyone pls avoid him
it's just his normal salty self
jisuck:
hahaha
so kids how's your date today?
jungcock:
we're very happy
and we're not kids
hotmochi:
why did you tell yoongi hyung first and not me 😑
jungcock:
I want you to know how it feels when you're not in the first place
I MOVED TO SEOUL FIRST
got that
hotmochi:
stfu
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Fanfiction"oh, wait. this is a reunion? sorry, i thought this was a field trip to the zoo because you're all wild as hell like animals." CRINGE WARNING: this is a crackfic and involves, mature theme, drama, insults, massive flirting and of course, cursing. 't...
