SEULGI IS NOW STRAIGHT
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jisuck:
oh wow great
we're finally back in this gc
jendickie:
definitely
my head hurts because of the happenings today
ttaeng:
IM CRYING
SEULGI IS INDEED STRAIGHT
jungcock:
ikr
she just fainted earlier
then she woke up and acted like she wasn't even gay 💀
ttaeng:
what is this sorcery 😭
but I ain't complaining tho
seulgay:
park jimin
i just backread at the other gc
can u pls repeat what u said earlier?
jisuck:
damn boy
goodluck
hotmochi:
uh hey this is chae
we're busy rn bye
hyunrenebae:
chae is eating right next to me
not even holding her phone
lisathesheep:
OOF
seulgay:
PARK JIMIN
hotmochi:
OKAY OKAY FINE
I TOLD THEM THAT YOU WEIGH LIKE TEN SACKS OF MEAT
seulgay:
I'll kill you once I'm fully recovered
hotmochi:
nothing serious happened to you sissy
you just fainted due to being overjoyed
seulgay:
shut the fuck up
I can be overreacting when I want to
agust:
did anyone see jin
he borrowed money from me to buy pink sunglasses
then he suddenly went missing
that bitch
jisuck:
lmao
pink? really?
he's gay indeed
jungcock:
i saw hyung around the band
he's hiding
look he pulled his middle finger at me
now he ran away
to the east
ttaeng:
that's just the bathroom 😂
hotmochi:
he's probably gonna do disgusting shit
Jin Jonas:
shut up jimin
i don't need your fucking consent
agust:
i also didn't need your fucking consent about borrowing my own money
pay me back
Jin Jonas:
geez can't you wait
my wallet's in the hotel room
lisathesheep:
what kind of person would leave their wallet lol
hyunrenebae:
someone really dumb
and has the small brain like Dory's
chaebae:
poor dory
y'all have respect for animals
they're just like us too
ttaeng:
do I count?
jungcock:
uhh of course not
you're different from human species like us
ttaeng:
:((
jungcock:
what
jisuck:
wow tae I can't believe you
you call yourself an alien many times yet your sad just because we told you that you're not human?
what fuckery is this
jendickie:
can y'all just staph
im spying on someone
Jin Jonas:
holy macaroni noodles
jennie ur a pervert
jendickie:
uhm what
eW I get it!
who would even want to spy on you
nothing would be seen anyway
seulgay:
OMG 😂👏
jennie roasting jin just increased my life span
Jin Jonas:
you clearly didn't say it specifically
so you're at fault too
jendickie:
who cares
hotmochi:
my back already hurt from standing while watching the band
ugh im going back to the room
to rest
hyunrenebae:
me too
i feel like I'm gonna die
oh wait im already here with seulgi
jungcock:
ayeeeeee I see that 😏
agust:
me too
im tired
jisuck:
aren't you always
agust:
be thankful i agreed to be in this trip
lisathesheep:
you incoherent people didn't wait for us
>:(
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