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ice cream
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lisathesheep:
oh my god
i think I'm pregnant

jungcock:
WAIT I THOUGHT WE USED A CONDOM

lisathesheep:
the ice cream i just ate is heaVen

hotmochi:
what did u say jungkook?

jisuck:
what?

jungcock:
what?

jisuck:
jungkook you little piece of shit

lisathesheep:
i-

chaebae:
hey
i just woke up
WAIT WHAT?
JUNGKOOK WHAT THE FUCK

seulgay:
hold up
jungkook did the boom boom with lisa?

ttaeng:
oHOHOHO JUNGKOOK
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
YOONGI HYUNG'S PROBABLY ON HIS WAY

Jin Jonas:
you won't be missed jungkook
rest in piece bitch

lisathesheep:
y'all are overreacting
i just ate ice cream

chaebae:
i ain't convinced lis
you really did the nasty with kook?

jendickie:
i can't believe this
I'm on my good mood
now it's fucking ruined
JEON JUNGKOOK

jisuck:
y'all calm down
i'm pretty sure it's just their couple things

seulgay:
woah what?
lisa finally accepted jungkook?

hyunrenebae:
hey what'd i miss
HOLY SHIT THEY DID THE NASTY SHHSSHSBSBBS

lisathesheep:
jungkook's joking
and yes
we're dating now

jungcock:
:D

ttaeng;
jungkook never jokes abt those kind of things
he's probably just scared of yoongi hyung

jungcock:
NO IM NOT
SHUT UP HYUNG

hotmochi:
oh boy
jungkook's already grown up
i'm proud of you

seulgay:
don't praise him jimin
he ain't like you

hyunrenebae:
ooh 👀
anyways
stream ice cream

chaebae:
me and lisa are going offline for a while
we're having girl talk

jisuck:
welp
I can't join
I'm watching sky castle

jendickie:
send me the details lis
too tired to walk to ur room
bye

ttaeng:
yea why aren't you replying?

jendickie:
u act as if we didn't see each other here earlier 😂

ttaeng:
:((

agust:
hey

jungcock:
hey yoongi hyung

hotmochi:
jungkook's scared
he's lowkey shaking

jungcock:
fuck off hyung
go away

ttaeng:
jimin as his hyung you should protect him at all costs

hotmochi:
well
he doesn't treat me as his hyung that's for sure

seulgay:
no more jikook

jungcock:
i toLD YOU ALREADY
I AM NOT GAY

jisuck:
that's what yoongi said
look at him now
he has hoseok

agust:
and you

jisuck:
aw
you flatter me too much

agust:
😉

hyunrenebae:
oh my god
they're flirting

hotmochi:
anyways
I'm signing off as jungkook's hyung

jungcock:
:((

jendickie:
rip jikook

hotmochi:
🤦🏻‍♀

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