BEN's Woe

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BEN: Doll!!!  ToT

BDR: (。・_・。) I haven't tormented you yet, why are you crying?

BEN: The world is so cruel!

BDR: ( ̄。 ̄) You're figuring this out today?

BEN: Well, no, but still! It hurts! How can people say that a slit faced, white skinned, long haired, burnt killer is better looking than me?! I actually look like a person!

BDR: (¬_¬) You're still complaining about people thinking Jeff is hotter than you?

BEN: (╥_╥) Yes. What do you think, Doll? Do you think Jeff is hotter than me?

BDR: (。♥‿♥。) I think Zero Kiryu is hotter than both of you.

BEN: (¬_¬)

BDR: (✿◠‿◠) Glad you're feeling better.

Liu: Hey, Doll I got your mail.

BDR: Gimme! Gimme!

Liu: *hands it to me*

BDR: (✿◠‿◠) Alright. . .EVERYBODY GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE!!!

Pastas & OCs: Time to start??

BDR: (。・_・。) Yes, it's time to start. Um, this is from Jade-the-Wise:

"KYAH! Yaoi! I want more! Anyone, give me YAOI! Also, Doll-chan, what's your favorite manga? That's all I got. Bye bye!"

BDR: Yaoi! Someone give me yaoi!

Rose: Travis-niichan! Lets do it!

Travis; Eh?!

Ryan: No! You stay away from my Travis! *hugs him*

BDR: ( ̄□ ̄) Someone just perform some yaoi already!

Pastas: *back away*

Ryan: Fine. Travis, come to my lips! *dips him & kisses him*

Travis: O3O

BDR: Kyah!!! *nosebleed*

Rose: Kawaii!!! o(≧o≦)o

BDR: And to answer the question before I faint. . . 'Vampire Knight'. *faints* ✖‿✖

Jeff: And she's out. I'm surprised she hasn't died from all the blood loss. (¬_¬)

BDR: I replenish quickly! *sits up*

Liu: Welcome back, Doll. Are you going to answer the comments from your sister?

BDR: Yes, sir! The following is from Forsaken_Angels:

"No Offense Benny but Jeffy is so much hotter then u. Sorry I have a thing for psychos. Which is probably why I'm with my bf now lol. EEK SO CUTE. GO LIU GO! BUT ONLY KNOCK HOODY OUT DONT KILL EM. Remember no killing allowed there."

BEN: (╥_╥)

Jeff: (✿◠‿◠) Sorry BEN, but ladies just can't resist good old Jeff.

BDR: (✿◠‿◠) I can.

Jeff: (¬_¬) Doll, you're not helping.

Hoody: I didn't kiss her!

LIu: (¬_¬) It's a good thing you didn't too.

Hoody: (╥_╥)

BDR: Who shall read the next one?

Liu: I'll read it. This is from AdrianTheKiller54:

"ben I dont even know where to start with how much sexier jeff is like his gorgeous eyes and that smile ♡3♡ *nosebleed* darn it I think I need tissue woah okay dizzy from blood loss okay fantastic umm ya QUESTIONS 1) masky WHY DO YOU RUN FROM TOBYS LOVE 2) ben what do you have against yaoi 3) SLENDY WHY SO SERIOUS 4) sally whos your best friend at the pasta mansion 5) jeff have you ever been to jail DARES 1) I dare jason to kiss eyeless jack 2) I dare laughing jack to kiss ben 3)I dare slendy to invite splendy over 4)I dare alice to tell everone a story Now Dare 5 will probobly get me killed by alice *ahem* 5) I DARE DOLL TO INVITE BACK.*dramatic music* Raven KAWAII!!!! I LOVE YAOI what does ben have against it and I LOVE YOU JEFF (/♡3♡/) *sobbing hysterically* WHY CANT I GET A HUGG FROM ALEC YOU DONT NEED TO FEEL ANY EMOTION I JUST LIKE HUGGS why wont anyone hug mee ;n; OH MY GOD I JUST RE READ THE ENTIRE BOOK ....ME AND MUTTFACE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY *magic light shines brightly on me* I have a change of heart from here on out I fully support 'jason x travis' *falls to knees* I apologize I didnt know we had somthing...... in common *walks away*"

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