BDR: Oh! I spoke too soon. There are four dares today.
Pastas: *groan*
BDR: Hey, I'll be out of your hair soon. Get over it. (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿)
Liu: Doll, you-
BDR: Okay, Liu care to read the first one?
Liu: *sighs* Yeah sure. This is from SCP-173:
"Ahem jeff *brings in the SCP-173* ultimate staring contest you vs him don't blink though or he snaps your neck where I give phr33 hugz were brothers and we are different its creepy Dare 1. Ben I dare you to fight SCP-682 Known as 'hard to destroy reptile' careful if u use a kind of attack on him once and he doesn't die he will be immune to it if you try it again please kill him Dare 2. Doll I dare you to kiss liu then tease him all day Dare 3. Sally I dare you to draw a face on slendy's faceless face with a dick going into the mouth Dare 4. I dare everyone to watch all 3 shrek is love shrek is life videos while strapped in a chair and doll to invite the slender bros."
Jeff: (¬▂¬) If you haven't noticed, I don't blink. I haven't blinked since I was thirteen.
BDR: (╯◕_◕)╯ I'm not gett BEN killed. That's a no go. But I don't wanna kiss Liu. This still isn't a cheesy romance. But I will gladly tease him.
Liu: (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿)
BDR: And no, Sally isn't going to draw something inappropriate like that. (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) Now, Sally just draw a face on Sl-
Slendy: I heard my name.
BDR: O3O
Sally: Well?! What do you think?!
BDR: Σ ≧ ▽ ≦) σ Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Slendy: What is the matter, child?
BDR: (◕ ω ◕ ✿) Nothing. Nothing at all. Anyway, there are three parts to that? That's so damn weird. I told the readers to give me links. I don't want to waste my time looking for it. Now, Slendy your-
Slendy: No. I do not want to invite my brothers over.
BDR: (づ ¯ ³ ¯) づ Okay, okay, chill out! Now, moving on to????
Liu: Jade-the-Wise:
"Susy: yay! Daddy's back! Dawn: why do you call him Daddy? Susy: cuz he is my Daddy :3 Dawn: care to explain Slendy?! Susy: Dawn, can we give EJ your kidneys? Dawn: no! I'm human, I need those! Susy: aww..... But mistress.... Dawn: no. No mistress. I am not not ever will be your victim. It doesn't work on pre-crazy and paranoid people. Susy: XP hmmm.... We need a dare... Dawn: yaoi? Susy: duh. But who? Jeffy and BEN are getting boring. Dawn: well their's always Banana Susy: and Sebi! Dawn: yay! Banana and Sebi, give us yaoi! Susy: yay! Bye bye! Dawn: till tomorrow!"
BDR: \ (◕ ︿ ◕ ✿) / What's that about, Slendy?
Slendy: I have no idea. Another fantasy world, like this one.
BDR: Oh okay! ლ(╹◡╹ლ) Now, this is more like it! Banana!
Rose: No! ToT Only Ichigo can call me Banana! It's our special connection!
BDR: (¬_¬) Talk about a deja vu. Anyway, Banana, how about some yaoi? You and Sebas?
Rose; \ (◕ ω ◕ ✿) / *rips clothes off* Sebi!
Sebi: What-
Rose: *jumps on Sebastian & kisses him*
Sebi: (⊙ ︿ ⊙ ✿) *catches him*
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Ask Alice And The Creepypastas (Complete no more questions)
Fanfiction^-^ Yep, I have decided to make one of these! They look like so much fun that I had to go through with it! I would so love to see what kind of crazy questions my readers have! Also. . .>.< Please keep the questions short, but you may ask as many as...
