The hiccanna date

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I dare hiccup and Anna to go on a date.

Snow: I know the PERFECT place!

~At Taco Bell~

Lloyd: like I said I'm willing to pay! But you have to get anything under five dollars!

Hiccup: Ok.....

Snow: *comes in dressed as a waiter* Welcome to ze pizza!

Lloyd: *whispers* This is Taco Bell....

Snow: Ah yes! Welcome to ze Taco Bell! Where we make Tacoz! My trusty servant will be here any minute!

Jackson: *comes in dressed as a waiter* Welcome to ze Taco Bell! Where we make ze so called stinky tacos!

Anna: Uh.....

Jackson: Come! Come! Sit sit! You must be tired after your long journey!

Hiccup: actually we kinda came on a dragon (COULD BE ANY DRAGON!)

Jackson: I SAID SIT!

Hiccup&Anna: *sit down*

Jackson: *hands them a menu* I will be back to take ze order! *leaves*

Hiccup: *looks at the menu* there's only a pepperoni pizza.....

Anna: I thought this was Taco Bell.......

Merida: *starts playing the piano horribly*

Jackson: *comes back* Now what kind of drinks would you like?

Anna: uh....lemonade....

Jackson: No you want coke!

Hiccup: no we want lemonade....

Jackson: yes ok! I be right back with your coke!

~few minutes later~

Jackson: *comes in with a burnt pizza* Dinner is served! *leaves*

Hiccup: ok guys just admit this is the worst date ever!

Snow: *sighs* Fine....

Creepy clown: *comes in* HAPPY FIRST DATE HICCANNA!! *laughs like a creep*

Snow: *laughs awkwardly* Heh....*pushes the clown outside* Just pretend that didn't happen

Hiccanna: (O_O)

Jack: *grabs the microphone* This one goes out to.....Hiccanna....

Merida: *turns on the radio*

Jack: IM SO FANCY!!

Everyone but jack: (O_O)

Elsa: yep he's drunk.....

Jack: IM SO FANCY!! *about to take his clothes off*

Everyone but jack: NO!!!!!

*camera turns off*

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