Ask and dare us! [disney, dreamworks and pixar]

The mocking jack!

I dare jack to mock everyone 24/7

Jack: *chuckles* That's easy! *goes back to the studio*

Snow: Hiccup I'm telling you, you can't sing the hockey pockey if you don't have a left leg!!

Hiccup: -_-

Snow: ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

Hiccup: *puts his left leg out*

Snow: That's not a real leg so it's not the hockey pockey!!

Jack: that's not a real leg so it's not the hockey pockey!!

Everyone but jack: *looking at jack confused*

Punzi: did you just copy her?

Jack: did you just copy her?

Anna: he's mocking us!

Jack: he's mocking us!

Elsa: there's only one thing to do now

Jack: there's only one thing to do now

~At Berk~

Elsa: *hides behind jack*

Jack: {thinking: what's going on here?}

Random Viking: why'd you call us here chief?

Snow: Nice to know I'm getting a little respect here!

Random Viking: not you! Chief hiccup!

Snow: -_- oh....I see how it is....watch your mouth Viking....

Hiccup: *clears his throat* As Chief I demand you guys to believe in Jack Frost!

~after a few minutes~

Vikings: *staring at jack*

Hiccup: now as chief I demand you to watch this idiot *points at jack*

Elsa: *whispers* I Jack Frost think Vikings are stupid

Jack: I-I Jack Frost think v-Vikings are stupid...... *whispers* don't say another word elsa

Elsa: *whispers* I think they're weak and can't do anything them selves

Jack: I think they're weak and can't do anything them selves.... *whispers* Elsa please stop...Now!

Elsa: *whispers* I Jack Frost challenge any Viking to a duel!

Jack: (O_O) I-I Jack Frost challenge any Viking to a duel!

Random Viking: ILL FIGHT HIM!

Hiccup: and what's your name sir?

Random Viking: I my chief, am John!

~at the dragon training arena~

Hiccup: The rules are simple.....you can't leave the arena-

Jack: {Thinking: I'm done with this dare!!} I give up John the Viking wins!

Hiccup: You can't back out either.....

Jack: *grabs his staff* Fine let's start this thing.....

~at the bleachers~

Snow: BEAT HIM UP JOHN! EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM!! KILL OF LIMB BY LIMB! *has binoculars on one hand and a camera on the other hand* REMEMBER LIMB BY LIMB!

Elsa: am I the only one voting for jack?

Fangirls: WE'RE HERE FOR YOU ELSA! JACK FROST FANGIRLS UNITE!!

Anna: *throws popcorn at the fangirls* SIT DOWN LADIES!!

~in the hospital~

Elsa: Uh....I hope you feel better jack.....

Merida: my dream has come true! Jack Frost is in the hospital!

Hiccup: calm down Mer

Anna: Um...if it makes you feel better me and Hicc bought you a teddy bear that says 'Feel better'

Snow: and I bought you a stuffed shark toy that says 'tear him off limb by limb'

Jack: Uh....thanks....

Punzi: if it makes you feel better we got filmed the whole thing.....

Elsa: *throws the camera*

Punzi: you owe me another fan made Hiccanna camera!

Snow: (O_O) she just through something that had Hiccanna! *grabs a knife* Don't worry elsa I know how you can be with jack now!! This just got real!!

Hiccup: what's the big deal with Hiccanna anyways? It's just a ship

Snow: JUST A SHIP?! HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!

Anna: hiccup apologize......

Hiccup: -_- No

Anna: apologize.....

Hiccup: Sorry....

Snow: *hit hiccup with a bat* ANYONE ELSE WANNA SAY TRASH ABOUT HICCANNA?!

Everyone else: Uh....N-no....

Jack: wait! I like to say a few words....*gets hit on the head by a bat*

Toothless: *does his innocent puppy eyes*

Punzi: now we know that toothless is a Hiccanna shipper also......

Everyone: *hears a long beeping noise*

Jack: *unconscious*

Merida: you thinks jacks dead.....

Punzi: we just a heard a beep......

Merida WOOHOO HES DEAD!!

Everyone: *looking at merida*

Merida: I mean boo......