You have got to be kidding me

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Punzi: *puts one more piece of duct tape on Snows mouth* Finally we're done!

Jack: this is what we get when fans request a Snowson week!

Snow: *Tied up in a chair with duct tape in her mouth* Mhmmmh!

Hiccup: should we let her speak?

Merida: She's going to end up saying all those bad words again!

~Two hours later~

Elsa: I think we can let her go now.....

Teddy: *carefully unties the rope and takes off the tape* Ok Snow you can be free now

Snow: Thank you.....Now I got a few things to say

Anna: No you have nothing to say at all

Snow: Yes I do! Now listen here Snowson fans-

Lloyd: *covers Snows mouth* We will be back in a few minutes! Jackson come on! *drags Snow to another room*

Jackson: This isn't going to end well *Follows Lloyd*

Anna: let's at least do our dare

I dare Snow and Jackson to do seven minutes in heaven.

Snow: *bursts through the doors* HECK TO THE NO! LISTEN HERE YOU GUYS BETTER-

Jackson: *covers her mouth* Don't worry we're having some technical problems!

Snow: THERE IS NO TECHNICAL PROBLEMS THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THIS F-

Lloyd: *Puts a bunch of marshmallows in Snows mouth* The only problem is this....F-fan....

Jackson: Yeah....Our F-fan isn't working well....We need to fix o-our f-fan....

Snow: NO THATS NOT THE PROBLEM! YOU TWO BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTHS AND LET ME SPEAK!

Merida: L-let's at least do another dare....

I dare Lloyd and Snow to kiss

Snow: *laughs* I ALSO GOT A FEW THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THAT! FIRST OF ALL DRAGON BOY HERE-

Lloyd: Dragon boy? Seriously?

Snow: LLOYD SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LET ME SPEAK! FIRST OF ALL WE ARE NOTHING ALIKE!

Jack: Oh really?

~Thirty minutes later~

Jackson,Lloyd,Snow: *tied up in chairs*

Jack: welcome to.....What did we name this again

Hiccup: Jack Frosts super duper boring fun awesome question mania

Jack: Yeah that! We are here to see who knows more about Snow!

Snow: Really? This is so lame....

Punzi: our first question! What's snows favorite game?

Jackson&Lloyd: Call of duty

Jackson: Not just call of duty....Call of duty black ops two!

Jack: correct!

Jackson: 1 Lloyd: 0

Elsa: what's Snows favorite weapon?

Lloyd: A cannon!

Jackson: 1 Lloyd: 1

Snow: Ok this is so stupid! I think I made it clear that I like none of you!

Merida: Who is Snows frying pan buddy?

Jackson: Toothless?

Lloyd: Punzi?

Jackson: 1 Lloyd: 2

~Two stinkin days later~

Jackson: 130 Lloyd: 129

Jackson: next question!

Teddy: What's....Snows......Favorite....Dream? *Falls asleep on the table*

Lloyd: Her favorite dream is a tiger in a cannon and a pandas shooting the cannon! But There is an evil witch who made the cannon and when you fire the cannon it explodes and the world is a world called 'Do what you want' in that world you can do whatever you want! Without no rules!

Jackson: How do you even remember that?

Lloyd: because it's the coolest dream ever!

Jackson: 130 Lloyd: 130

Jack: ok that was our last question

Jackson: Who won?

Snow: Both of you....

Jackson: so who are you going to pick?!

Snow: still none of you....

Lloyd: I'm cool with that!

Jack: You get over her that fast?!

Lloyd: No....but Mr.Desperate for Snow to love me, here is really desperate! I think I should let him have Snow

Snow: YES! Now I have to eliminate Jackson! Ok Jackson either you get over me or I remove you from this planet

Hiccup: Isn't that another word for killing?

Snow: Shh! He doesn't need to know that part!

~Thirty minutes later~

Snow: *comes in dragging a body bag*

Hiccup: W-what's in the bag?

Snow: let's just say I took care of my problem..... *drags the body bag into the closet* Don't tell anyone.... *disappears*

Hiccup: (O_o) I'm scared for life....

Anna: Hey Hicc-

Hiccup: IT WASNT ME IT WAS SNOW! IM SO SORRY! *runs away*

Anna: Oookay.... *sees the body bag fall out of the closet* Aaa! Wait for me Hicc! *runs away*

Olaf: *comes out of the bag* So that's how it feels to be stuck in a bag!

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