Ask and dare us! [disney, dreamworks and pixar]

My friend, the frying pan

I dare snow to hit the closet person with a frying pan.

Me: *looks at the person sitting next to her* Well I feel sorry for you hiccup!

Hiccup: Please don't! I have had enough torture!

Me: too bad like I always say, a dares a dare....

Hiccup: please don't! Someone stop her!

Merida: I actually wanna see this....

Hiccup: ok do it...*closes eyes* just to let you know you shouldn't do this to the chief of berk!

Me: who cares! I'm the chief of gummy bear landia!

Hiccup: ok hit me in the count of 5. 1, 2-

Me: *hits hiccup on the head*

Hiccup: *screams* THAT HURT!

Me: oops! I guessed I used a little too much strength.....

Hiccup: *rubs head* OW!

Elsa: she kind of left a bruise of your forehead!...

Jack: ouch! That's must hurt....

Me: wanna see how it feels jack?

Jack: N-no thank you

Me: if you insist *hits him in the head*

Jack: *faints*

Me: Frying pan, you and I are going to become best friends! *hugs frying pan*

Toothless: *whimpers*

Me: *hugs toothless* *then looked at Merida*

Merida: No... Don't you dare-

Me: *hits her with the frying pan* This feels so good! *hits Punzi with the frying pan*

Elsa: You know I have to go....

Me: *hits elsa with the frying pan* Dang this is fun! *hits Eugene with the frying pan*

Kristoff: well Anna I think you and I are the last ones....

Me: *hits Anna with the frying pan* Well kristoff now it's just you And Olaf.... *hits kristoff with the frying pan*

Olaf: Yay freedom!

Me: come on guys let's go to Anna's secret chocolate room!

Toothless&Olaf&Teddy: *follow snow*

Hiccup: uh... I'm still awake here!.... Well there's only one thing to do now! *grabs a video game controller*

Me: *comes back* Hiccup? I thought you were unconscious!

Hiccup: I was never unconscious! Now hand me the frying pan!

Me: *hands him the frying pan*

Hiccup: you forgot one person... *hits Jackson with the frying pan* that's better!

Me: frying pans who knew?