Me: guys! Your gonna like this dare!!!!
Guys: why?
I dare the boys to go on a boys night out....
Jack: finally! I need a break from these girls!
Hiccup: yeah... But how do we get out? There's a bunch of fangirls outside we'll never make it alive!!
Me: oh hiccup.... Haven't you ever played call of duty?
Hiccup: uh... No
Me: just leave it to me *smiles*
Elsa: I have a felling she's going to do something bad!
Me: don't worry about me!
TWO HOURS LATER.......
Me: ok time for the real dare!
Anna: wait there's another dare?
I dare the girls to make the boys cry like babies
Elsa: aw.... I could never do that to jack!
Me: *rolls eyes* come on elsa what's it gonna be yes or no?
Elsa: fine... But I'm not pranking or hurting anyone!
Me: I guess she's out so I'll make jack cry with a little suprise!
Elsa: your not going to hurt him right???
Me: uh..... Sure!.....Sure!
Elsa: I'm watching you!
Me: uh... Ok?
Girls but elsa: *make a plan*
Me: ok come on everyone act natural they'll be coming here any minute!!
Boys: *walk back in*
Hiccup: so what did we miss? Did sf blow any thing up?
Me: no... Not yet
Jack: no seriously what did we miss?
Merida: uh.... I almost shot Punzi in the head with a bow and arrow!
Me: and I almost blew up elsa!!
Everyone but me: ...
Me: I watch too much t.v
Everyone but me: yup
Punzi: anyways the girls have a surprise for you but elsa doesn't
Me: Merida would you do the honors?
Merida: I would love too!
Hiccup: ok I'm starting to get scared!
Me: don't worry hic! Everything's fine! PUNZI TIE HIM UP!
Punzi: *ties hiccup*
Hiccup: let me go!!
Merida: hiccup? We have some bad news, toothless died!
Hiccup: b-but! *starts crying really loud*
Me: wow And I thought girls were emotional
Hiccup: *rolling on the floor crying*
Punzi: *rolls eyes*
Me: ok jack?
Jack: yea?
Me: Elsa's been captured by pitch and know she's dead
Jack: *gets angry*
Merida: snow you we're suppose to make him sad not mad!
Me: ok that's all we have for today before you hear jack say some bad words! So ask and dare away
YOU ARE READING
Ask and dare us! [disney, dreamworks and pixar]
Fanfictiondiscontinued due to cringe excuse any errors such as misspelled words or grammar, this book is to cringe and I refuse to look back at it. deal with it lmao