Ask and dare us! [disney, dreamworks and pixar]

The return of Teddy

Me: today we have one of our guest returning again! Everyone welcome Teddy!

Teddy: hey guys!

Everyone: hey teddy!

Punzi: so what's you dares and questions?

Teddy: I dare Punzi to smack the most annoying person with her frying pan and they have to let her smack them... And snow If you could would you let me become a main character?

Me: maybe.... Probably yes....

Jack: yeah just do it.....

Punzi: *grabs frying pan and smacks jack* I've been waiting to of that for a long time!

Me: lucky!

Merida: I wish I could do that.....

Teddy: *laughs at jack* my next dare is for hiccup!

Hiccup: ME?!

Teddy: yes who else is named hiccup?

Hiccup: no one....

Teddy: I dare you and Anna to kiss mouth to mouth...

Anna: WHAT?!

Elsa: a dares a dare!

Merida: *jealous*

Me: you'll get your turn Merida.... Someday.... *pats Merida's back* someday....

Hiccup: fine only for a sew seconds! *kisses Anna*

Me: hicanna!

Merida: *pulls them apart* HICANNA IS NOT HAPPENING!

Elsa: someone's jealous....

Anna: you know hiccup you aren't that bad of a kisser!

Merida: THATS IT! *drags hiccup to another room* we're going to have a little talk about you kissing Anna!

Hiccup: *groans* Merida! Your gonna kill me with these pep talks!

Merida: then stop kissing other girls!

Hiccup: there dares what am I suppose to do?!

Me: good luck hiccup!

Teddy: he's never going to survive....

Elsa: that's true!

Teddy: kristoff make two disgusting pies and throw them at Anna and Merida's face! Then I dare Merida and Anna to eat the pie!

FIVE MINUTES LATER.....

Kristoff: *comes with two green colored pies*

Jack: *wakes up* OH MY GOSH GREEN PIES! *faints*

Kristoff: *throws the pies at Anna and merida*

Merida: *removes cake out of mouth and eyes* gross!

Teddy: now eat it!

Anna: *eats some of the pie* EW! This is gross!

Merida: *tries the pie* it's not that bad.... I've tried worse....

Anna: I'm gonna vomit if I have to eat more!

Merida and Anna: *continue to eat the pie*

Me: Jackson get out or I'll smack you!

Jackson: *groans* fine....

Teddy: I dare elsa to pretended the creepy kid killed jack

Jack: *wakes up* I had the weirdest dream! Kristoff made green pie!

Me: he di- never mind

Punzi: *pushes jack to the floor and pours ketchup on him* done!

Jack: uh... Can I get some fries with this ketchup?!

Elsa: *slaps jack* no! Just pretend to be dead!

Jack: then Can I get my fries?

Elsa: fine!

Jack: yay! *pretends to be dead*

Punzi: so childish....

IN A ROOM WITH ELSA, ELLIE AND JACKSON.....

Ellie: it's nice to be home and out of the hospital!

Elsa: kids I have to tell you something......

Jackson: YOUR GIVING ME MY BLANKY BACK?!

Elsa: no...

Jackson: aw...

Elsa: you know that creepy kid?

Jackson,Ellie: *nod*

Elsa: he killed your father.....

Ellie: what?....

Jackson: b-but- *curls up in a ball and starts crying*

Ellie: *cries on Jackson's blanky*

TWO HOURS LATER.....

Ellie, Jackson: *still crying*

Ellie: DADDY! *keeps crying*

AT STUDIO....

Me: *recording it* softy...

Jack: *eating fries with ketchup*

Punzi: I think they had enough.....

Jack: wait! You put this ketchup on me for nothing?!

Hiccup: wait there coming pretend to be dead!

Jack: *pretends to be dead*'

Jackson,Ellie,elsa: *come in*

Ellie: DADDY! *runs over to jack and cries* he's dead!.....

Jackson: *walks over to jack and cries*

Jack: BOO!

Jackson,Ellie: *scream in a high pitched noise and run*'

Jack: *laughing*

Teddy: *covering ears* how high can those kids scream?!

Elsa: you don't want to know!

Teddy: and toothless can I ride you with snow?!

Toothless: *gestures them to get on*

Me, teddy: *get on toothless*

Toothless: *flys away*

LATER....

Teddy: we're back!

Merida: what took ya guys so long?

Me: we stopped for ice cream then we picked up more fries for jack!

Jack: yes! Did you get the toy?

Teddy: yes we got the toy!

Jack: *grabs fries and toy* ha! The toys a snowman! *plays with the toy*

Everyone but jack: ...

Me: I WANNA PLAY WITH IT!