Ask and dare us! [disney, dreamworks and pixar]

Elsa and her Frying Pan

I dare Elsa to hit Merida with a frying pan because no one is mean to my favorite character

Elsa: Snow may I?

Me: *Hands Elsa a frying pan* You may!

Merida: Don't you dare hit me with the frying pan!

Everyone but Merida and Elsa: HIT HER! HIT HER! HIT HER!

Merida wow thanks for the support....

Jack: Your welcome!

Elsa: I'm gonna make this as soft as possible!

Hiccup: wait... Wait... I'm starting to think this is a bad idea!

Punzi: *groans* I got this! *Ties Hiccup with her hair*

Hiccup: *tries to say something* Mmmhmm!

Teddy: what did he say?!

Me: he said 'Don't hurt Merida'

Teddy: you can speak whatever language that is?

Me: well when you get kidnapped a lot it helps!

Everyone but Me: .....

Anna: ok then...

Elsa: *hits Merida with the frying pan*

Everyone: *Hears a loud painful sound*

Merida: *unconscious*

Jack: *pokes Merida with his staff* Merida wakey wakey....

Punzi: seriously do you have to use baby talk?

Jack: *shrugs*

Punzi: *takes hair off hiccup*

Teddy: what do we do know?

Me: we wait!

~Few minutes later~

Anna: *pokes Merida*

Me: No?

Anna: No....

Hiccup: *shakes merida* Come on wake up!

Jack: She might be..... Dead....

Hiccup: jack your not gonna scare me!

Elsa: I don't hear her breathing!

Hiccup: I'm still not worried.....

~Another few minutes later~

Hiccup: *pacing around the room*

Eugene: Now are you worried?

Hiccup: N-No.... *looks at Merida* S-Still not....

Kristoff: How about now?

Hiccup: Please S-stop asking that question!

Me: Does it worry you?

Hiccup: N-no your just getting me N-nervous

Elsa: stop guys! Your making hiccup worried!

Jackson: Are you worried now?

Hiccup: Stop asking the stinkin question!

~Few hours later~

Hiccup: she's ok right? Please tell me she's ok! What if she's not ok? What if she died?! What if she never wak-

Me: Stop asking questions! Here just eat some gummy bears! *hands hiccup a bag of gummy bears*

Elsa: *whispers* Merida you can wake up now!

Merida: *whispers* I actually like playing dead give me one more hour!

Jack: *whispers* If we let you play dead for one more hour who knows what's going to happen to hiccup!

Merida: *whispers* he'll be fine!

~fifty minutes later~

Hiccup: *finishing his tenth bag of gummy bears*

Me: Hiccup your eating all of my Gummy Bear citizens!

Hiccup: *looks at snow* Sorry to disappoint the chief of Gummy Bear Landia but I need more gummy bears!

Jack: that's too much gummy bears!

Hiccup: Fine give me something else!

Punzi: at least he's done asking questions

Teddy: I don't think hiccup even blinked yet

Hiccup: She still hasn't woken up I'm getting worried! *faints*

Anna: Well um.... Now we know he faints when he gets worried

Toothless: (Thinking: Why does he never faint when he's worried about me?!)