Last Two Players [Overlord Fanfiction]

Shorts: RyuoTalk™

" Welcome one, welcome all to a brand new session called Ryuo talk "

Shalltear claps, seated on Ryuo's mattress, along with several body pillows and a squirming human.

" Please give a round of applause for our viewers today! "

He waves a hand towards his so-called "audience".

" Shalltear! Ryuo Body Bag™ Number 1-9! A special shoutout to Ryuo Hentai Body Bag™ complete with an accurate replica of... my dick? Also Clementine! "

Clementine squirms against her bindings, her hands and feet tied together with a belt and her mouth gagged with a ball.

" Now, let's move on to our main event! "

He snaps his fingers, and the lights in the room dim, save for one aimed directly at him. He sits down, like a TV host would, and clears his throat. He straightens the "flashcards" in his hands as he began to read the first one.

" What do you call ember hurrying to descend? "

He stares at his audience.

" Ehm. "

He stares at Clementine. Then at Shalltear. Shalltear removes the gag in her mouth, placing it on Ryuo's bedside table.

" A RucianFirefall! Get it? A Rushing Fire Fall? "

Soft claps came from Shalltear, and Ryuo bowed.

" Thank you, thank... you? "

He stares at Clementine, who simply stares back. Her shivering form attempting to hide in a cocoon of body pillows.

Shalltear stops clapping, her serene face contorting into one of fury. She jumps unto the small mountain of pillows, quickly, but with care, throws the pillows away revealing a shivering Clementine.

Shalltear brings a finger to her face, caressing her cheek.

" Cheer, or die "

Shalltear proceeded to slowly return the body pillows back to their position with precision and care.

" Okay, next up. "

He flips through his flashcards

" No, that guy is a pussy. "

He flips to another.

" No, he's a dick. "

And another.

" Oh, here's one. "

He clears his throat.

" What do you call a torch that wins a game of PUBG? "

He smiles as he leans on his leg, waiting out a dramatic pause.

" The LastLightAlive! "

Claps and cheers come from his audience.

" Thank you!!! "

He clears his throat.

" No, this guy can't write. "

He flips the cards.

" No, that's just stupid "

And flips them again.

" Oh Oh. I like this one. "

He leans forward, as a host would.

" What happens when your cat walks on your keyboard. "

He shrugs.

" 159357naz "