Dem Salty Bois (and friends) One-Shots

Quack

The conversation beyween Duck!Pat and Duck!Gar. Duck!Wade and Duck!JP enter at some point.
I'm obsessing over ducks at the moment, don't judge.
I CAN'T STOP GIGGLING HELP!
I think I'm high...
Gar's the loud duck; Pat's the quiet, annoyed duck; Wade's the classy duck; and JP's a surprise. XD

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"QUAAAACCK!!" Gar screamed running over to Patrck.

"Quack?" Came Patrck's response, turning in just enough to be tackled by Gar.

"Quack quack QUACK quack Q U A C K!!" Gar quacked excitedly to his duck lover, who just stared at him. "QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!" Patrck shook his head.

"Quack quack quack quack." Patrck butted Gar in the head with his little beak. "Quack quack."

Gar continued to run around Patrck excitedly. "QUACK QUACK QUACK Q U A C K Q U A C K Q U A C K!!!"

"Quaaaaaaack." Patrck complained in annoyance.

"QuAcK qUaCk QuAcK!!!" Gar ran into the pond near them, motioning Patrck to follow with his wing. Patrck followed begrudgingly.

"Quaack quack." Patrck complained. He swam up to Gar, who was practically jumping in the water, splashing around.

"QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUAAAAAACK QUACK QUACK!!!"

"Quack quack quack?" Patrck asked. Gar was being too loud for him.

"QUACK!" Gar continued to scream.

Suddenly the two ducks were joined by a third duck. This duck was a sort of classy, which neither duck liked.

"Quack quack?" The voice came out smooth. It sounded prestigious. It was Wade.

"QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!!!" Gar screamed. Patrck practically rolled his eyes.

"Quack quack quack." Wade the classy duck said. "Quaaaack quack quack."

"Quack quack quack." Patrck cut in, swimming over to Gar, patting his head with his wing. "Quack quack quack."

"QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!" Gar screamed in Patrck ear, who flinched his duck head away.

"Quack quack." Wade quacked, swimming back off.

"Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack." Patrck told Gar, who continued swimming around happily in the pond.

"Quack quack QuAcK qUaCk QUACK!" And suddenly Gar took off swimming. Patrck chased after him.

"QUACK QUACK!" Patrck yelled after his lover. "QUACK!"

"QUAAAACCCK!" Gar screamed hysterically.

After a few moments, Gar ran into another duck. Patrck swam up to him worriedly.

"Quack?" Patrck asked Gar.

"Quack quack." Gar responded. He looked to see who he ran into and immediately recognized the duck. It was JP!

"Quack quack quack?" Gar asked JP.
JP was quiet for a moment before he spoke. And when he did speak, he screamed and hurriedly ran away from them.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCC!!"

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Idk what this is but I couldn't stop giggling as I wrote it omg I love it. XD