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17 - Da Kakonchabas

Sandi's POV

I'm here at the hallway making rampa like a model.I know it sucks, coz I'm so fat.

But I don't care I love it.

It's 6:00 in the morning. I'm so maaga today coz I'm looking for kakonchabas for my sabotage plan. You know it na right?

Okay oh right. Da who kaya ang mga magiging kakonchabas ko?

Hmm..

Someone na may galit sa kanya...

and someone na may gusto kay Winona

Galit. Gusto. Nice. 2G's

I'm here at the back of the poste beside the entrance of our school. Actually I look so stupid here. Wala naman akong dapat pagtaguan right? I just feel it. I imagine kasi na I'm on an action movie. Spying here, and there, and everywhere.

Far far away, I saw Macoy coming. Oh em! He's so cute talaga! But wait, it looks like he's so scared and nagmamadali? Why kaya?

After him, I saw naman Aiko coming. She walks so fast like a battle is approaching. Yah, para siyang may susugurin.

Oh em! She make pak  to Macoy's batok!

"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOY! SUKLI KO YUUUUUUUN!" she said like a roaring lion. Oh em, her voice is so powerful naman. Rinig sa buong hallway!

You know what Macoy did? He make tago to the boy's restroom. Haha, they look so funny.

After a while, namalayan ko na lang na Aiko is beside me na. And you know what, she looks so tomato because her face is so pula. 

By the way, she's my first friendship pala as Thea. No one wants kasi to be my friend eh, even those bitches that came to be my bestfriends for 3 years! Ugh, I really hate them na, mga bullshit sila. Hmmp. Porket I look so baboy na? Actually, I already told them na I'm Sandy, but they just laugh at me. After that, never ko na silang kinausap. Like duh? They're so plastic. I once heard them talking bad things about me. Pinagtitiyagaan lang pala nila akong maging friend noon. So sad, really sad, and it hurtz, really hurtz.

"Hay nako putragis! Bwisit na Marco Serrano yan! Pinagpipilitan ba namang sa kanya yung sukli ko kanina sa dyip? Naka-uyamot ay! " said Aiko while making padyak padyak.

"Hahahahaha" I laugh

"Nye? Ako'y galit na galit na, natawa ka pa? " she said

"Hahaha, eh you always fight kasi with just simple and weirdo things eh. Its like there's always a wrestling event here. Hahaha " I sagot.

"Psh. Dimonyo kasi yung lintok na yon! Argggh!"

Seriously? I don't even know how we understand each other. She's probinsyana be amazona, I'm konyo de artida. But she's the only one who knows na I'm konyo, ayokong ipaalam kayna Macoy eh, they will know kasi na I'm Sandy.

"You mad at him?" I tanong.

"SOBRA!"

Hmm, light bulb! She can be one of my kakonchabas!

"Really mad at him?!" I tanong again

"Ay hindi naman, ako'y naiinis lamang"

"Oh I see. Can you do me a favor pretty please?" I said while having a puppy eyes. Oh em, I'm so pacute,  but oh well nevermind. I need to do this, this girl is pusong bato.

"Pabor?!"

"Yah. You know Winona?"

"Sino  yon?!"