26th September 2029
Dear Universe,
Orion is going upstate tomorrow. He's been pretty quiet around the house since the party. Other than Tatty constantly crawling all over him - the rest of the family has kind of treated him like he never left for med-school. In a way I'm glad to have him gone, Tatty is only weirder when he's around and he found out about my crush on Wyatt and hasn't stopped bothering me since.
Every time I walk into the room he punctuates my entrance with an "aww" and signals my exit with a "cuuuuute." It's not like I even have anything on him - other than the one time I walked into the lounge yesterday morning and saw Tatty on his lap, fiddling with his belt buckle.
Obviously he was trying to get her off, but when I asked her what the fuck she was doing; her response worried me more than her actions: "At school Tommy said he had a huge pencil, and I wanted to see if Orry had a bigger one."
Yeah. Like I said before, mum smoked a lot of pot,
Cosmo
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Short StoryIn which Cosmology writes about her life. {short story #80 - 3rd January 2014 & humor #242 - 28th December 2013} © belora / bee s. 2013