TMNT x Reader Scenarios

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This has no relation to the rest of the book. This is supposed to be a humorous chapter😂

And yes I used the same pic for two of my stories
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"Donatello you get this thing out of me right now!" You yelled.

"Okay, but I don't think it's time for that yet." He took a step back at your tone.

"Oh, dudes, I know what to do!" Mikey appeared behind your bed. He pulled out a bag of Doritos and took one out. "Does my niece want a chip?"

"That's not going to work Mikey." Raph knocked the chip out of his hand over by the door. Seconds later, you felt a shooting pain as the baby literally flew out of you. You screamed, along with the guys as you watched the child attempt to eat the chip.

"Is our child... Half snake?!" Leo jumped up. "Who exactly is the father of the baby?" He looked to you.

"You of course. I haven't been with anyone else." You watched as the child stood on two feet and began walking towards you, her little snake tail swishing behind her.

"But if that's my child shouldn't she be half turtle?" Everyone looked to Donnie for an answer.

He sweat dropped. "Uh, you see... I was going to tell you two months ago when I found out." He scratched his neck.

"Found out what exactly?" Raph yelled.

"That we are snakes..."

"But we have shells. And look like turtles." Mikey stated.

"I know, but our DNA is that of a snake for some reason."

"You mean Dana?" Mikey questioned.

Everyone looked over to him in confusion. "What?" You asked.

"Everyone knows D-N-A is pronounced Dana. Duh." He said as if it was obvious.

"And who told you that?" Leo face palmed.

"Madea."

This caused everyone, including the baby, to face palm. Leo picked up your child.

"I'm surprised she's able to walk already, but um anyone have some clothes for her? And a name?"

"Let's name her Chicken." You smiled.

Everyone then cried one thug tear, saying "that's a beautiful name" in unison.

"Everyone give it up for Hamato Chicken." Mikey yelled. Master Splinter, who arrived minutes ago, just slowly backed out of the room.

Mikey threw another chip. "Oprah!"

"I think you mean opah, Mikey." Raph shook his head. "What are we Greek?"

"Might as well be since we are deformed snakes." Leo shrugged.

You released another scream as a second child did the same of the first, only this time the child was a turtle.

"Donnie what the actual-"

"I don't know anymore okay! Today is so confusing. Just name the baby please."

Leo grinned. "Let's name him Pork Steak."

"And I'll name my child Pizza. With two 'h's." Mikey grinned.

"Now that's just dumb Mikey." Donnie shook his head. "It should have three 'h's'."

"You're right, D. I don't know what I was thinking."

"You guys are idiots. My child will have the best name: cottage cheese." Raph crossed his arms.

"You guys act as if I didn't just give birth two minutes ago. Seriously, get out." You rolled your eyes.