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Emi: GUYS! CAKE! HERE YA GO!

Emi whispers something to Trin and Author, handing them a piece of cake seperate from the full cake.

Author: Oh, okay.

Author walks over to Anti.

Author: She feels bad for getting you killed and us making a cake out of you.

Anti grumbles as he takes the piece, glaring at it to see if it's suspicious looking. It's not. It even has red and black, his colors.

Anti takes a bite.

Anti growls and grabs Author.

Author: Uhh, what?

Anti: Poison.

Author: Yeah, Emi is actually really cruel. Twice in a row.

Anti takes Author with him into death. Author is writing this, so she has no clue what the others are doing.

Author: Fuck, did you have to do that.

Anti: Yes!

Anti bites Authors neck (which is very painful, by the way).

Author: Ow!

Anti laughs evilly.

Anti: You are now under my control. You shall n-

Author: Shall?

Anti: Yes!

Author: Okay, continue.

Anti: You shall not let anyone kill me.

Author: Okay, no one let me in on the plans.

Anti: What?!?!

Author: Yeah, no one. Just whisper among yourselves.

Anti: No, don't do that!

Author: Basically, Mr. Vampire here can now control me.

Anti decides to harass Author. Author punches Anti in the gut. Anti orders Author to hug him. Author decides to be a rebel and instead crushes him. Anti slaps Author. Author slaps back.

Author: Wait, how long do we have to wait?

Anti: Until everyone waves or says bye.

Author: FUCK!

Anti: Uh, okay. I think they said bye now.

*Behind the scenes*

Anti and Author teleport back into the room.

Me and Crazy immediately hug Anti, checking if he's okay.

Everyone besides Trin and Emi (Who left) smile.

Author: Is it odd how when they leave we're all friends? Well, besides Billy. Everyone hates him.

Anti: I'm fine. Yeah. Author, did the bite hurt?

Author: Yeah, asshole!

Anti flinches.

Anti: Sorry!

Author: Whatever.