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Poor Jack

Me: 101 READS YESSSSSSSSS! Hahaha, we're 900 reads away from freedom!

Hydro-Gyarados: I dare you to drug jack (I just want to be mean to jack 030)

Me whispers this to Crazy and Dark.

Me: Uh-hem. The comment reads: I dare you to give Mark, Anti, and Jack all ice-cream cake. I dare them to eat it all. This comment was by EpicWriterz9.

(Author's other account. Go check out the fanfic which includes Mark and Jack!!!!) Jack jumps up in excitement.

Jack: Oreo! Oreo flavored ice cream-cake!

Dark, Crazy, and Me all make three one-person cakes, putting a different drug-type in each.

Me: I wonder how this'll turn out. I hope it works. We're so bad at cooking.

Jack: Works?

Me: Ya know, as a cake?

Jack: I'll be the judge of that!

Jack and Mark and Anti all dig in, finishing the cake within a few minutes.

Jack: Mmm, that is a great cake.

Mark: Yeah, it tasted great!

Anti: Thank-you!

Anti yawns.

Anti: I'm full and tired, good-night!

He collapses on his bed. Mark looks around.

Mark: Why is there like, fifty unicorns in here?

Mark walks over to pet air as Jack gets a boner.

Me: Dark! Really? When I said choose a type of drug, I- Whatever.

Jack looks around in a half-drunken state.

Jack: I'm so horny, I'll just go record a video.

Me and Crazy look at each other.

Crazy: He makes his video's even when he's...?

Me: Apparently so.

Dark hugs Crazy unexpectedly.

Me: Dark, you didn't happen to try one of the cakes?

Dark nods crookedly.

Dark: Yeah, I tried all of them.

Me and Crazy facepalm.

Me: Uh, let's try and wake Anti up. Why isn't Dark asleep?

Dark: It doesn't affect us like it does to humans. It makes us want to rape and kill.

Crazy picks Me up and flies to the ceiling.

Crazy: How about no?

Anti: Too bad.

Anti plucks Me from Crazy's hands as Dark flies up to get Crazy.

Anti: Squirm/fight and I will drop you.

Anti pins Me to the wall, Dark shoving Crazy down onto the bed.

Me: Eh, no thanks.

Me teleports out of Anti's hands. Crazy and Anti stare at Me.

Crazy: You can teleport?

Me: I can do all of the tele-powers.

Crazy: Since when?

Me: Since always. You are literally me, how did you not know?

Me teleports Crazy out of Dark's grasp.

Crazy: Does it have a weakness?

Me: Yeah, the weakness is actually very cheesey. If I feel the emotion of love, hate, sadness or fear I can't teleport. I can't read minds that are crazy. I can't move wooden objects with my mind.

Crazy: Oh, cool.

Anti walks up and drugs Me, Crazy getting knocked out by Dark.

Me: Noo

Me teleports and lands on Jack, who was recording while horny.

Jack: Woah! What are you doing?

Anti: Sorry, I'll take her off of your hands.

Jack: Eh, no thanks. It feels nice.

Dark: Anti, help me with Crazy.

The drug effects wear off. Dark's eyes widen, as does Anti's and Mark's. Jack wasn't surprised.

Jack: Wow, you guys drugged me didn't you? Beat somebody else up! Me is comfy and all, but how did she get there?

Me shifts, making Jack blush.

Dark: Uh, I shouldn't have had that cake.

Anti: Why can't I remember anything?

Dark, Mark, and Jack: We don't remember anything either. Uh, reader. Can you tell us what happened?

Crazy: Bye! Ow, next time actually knock me out instead of paralyzing me, Dark!

Everyone besides a sleeping Me and blushing Jack waves. Crazy hands you un-drugged totally safe candy.

Jack: Spoop-tober is almost Oct-over!