Emi156Emi: can i dare antiseptic to die? is that allowed?
Author: No, but you can dare somebody else to kill him!
ok well...i dare trin to kill him :p
Anti: I fucking hate you, Author.
Author: Aww, really? I really like you. You're my favorite villain.
Anti: Yeah, right.
Trin and Jack immediately throw multiple flame-combo's at Anti. Anti, unable to move because of Mark and Crazy, dies almost immediately.
Everyone: ...
Emi walks in the door.
Emi: That was pretty... Anti-climatic.
Everyone: ...
Me: Well, this is boring.
Everyone agree's.
Dark: WELCOME, ONE AND ALL TO OUR COOKING SHOW!
*In the kitchen that appeared three seconds ago*
Crazy: TODAY WE'RE COOKING EVIL-FLESH!
Me: AND MAKING A CAKE OUT OF IT!
Trin & Emi: Wait, what? That's just wrong!
Author: AND MAYBE MAKE TWO GOOD-FLESHED CAKES TOO!
Trin and Emi shut up.
Dark: Okay, here we have all the ingredients. We have eggs, flower, flesh, and lots of delicious sugary things! Let's start cooking.
Dark whispers: Do any of you up here know how to make a cake? Usually they just appear so we can give it to our guest.
Me whispers: Maybe we can guess?
Author: I only know Minecraft rules. We need milk.
Dark: Also, in the fridge we have cold milk!
Crazy whispers to Dark: Wait, shouldn't we have one already made so we can show what it looks like?
Dark whispers back: No. Maybe one'll appear when it's obvious what it will look like?
A messed up cake appears that has an arm and black ooze coming out of it.
Trin: That looks like a type of poison that you're supposed to cover up so it looks good but will kill you.
Everyone on the cook 'show' shrugs.
Author: HERE YA GO, EMI! DON'T WASTE A BITE OF OUR DELICIOUS CAKE!
Chef Ramsey appears with a flamethrower, torches the cake, and disappears again.
Emi whispers her thanks to Chef Ramsey.
Everyone in the kitchen: Fine then, BYE!
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