Knife Game

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by Pika5490

by Pika5490

Hydro-Gyarados: Pika and Crazy scare me ok now I dare mark to do the knife game challenge then pour lemon on the knife MUHAHAHHAHA

Me: Good job, Jack!

Mark: We have no knifes though.

Me and Crazy scavenge the cement room they're trapped in, finding a plastic knife.

Crazy: Uh, good enough.

Mark does the knife challenge perfectly, not injuring his fingers. Mark then pours lemon on the plastic knife.

Me: What? Unfair!

Mark: I did what was asked. Leave me alone.

Crazy: Yeah, Me! It's totally my turn to bug him!

Me: Hahaha! Okay.

Crazy: MARRRRK! Do it again! Fail this time!

Mark: Uh, no. No thanks.

Everyone besides Me and Jack: But MAARRRRRK!

Mark waves.

Mark: Buh-bye! I've practiced so that I would be ready for anything you throw at me! Haha!

Me: Nightmare-Nightmare mode on fnaf4, restarting to night on until you get all nights perfect with no deaths.

Mark pales.

Mark: No thanks. I'm good. I'm not ready for anything you throw at me.

Everyone besides Mark and Me laughs.

Mark: Why aren't you laughing?

Me: It would take forever. Everyone would be bored besides the reader. And the author, I guess.

Author: I'm getting bored by you guys talking. Either do something or say bye to the few readers that like you guys.

Everyone besides Anti, who was laughing: Wow, Harsh.

Anti: You, my friend, are HILARIOUS!

Everyone waves that's in the room.