AntiSepticAsshole

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by Pika5490

by Pika5490

TrinSepticEye: Question for AntiSepticAsshole: Why are you so mean? Like, you killed Jack... Who would do that? >:/

Me, Crazy, Wilford, and Author all start laughing.

Anti: That's just mean of you.

Author: Yeah, Trin! Be nicer to assholes!

Anti: Not what I meant. He is my enemy. So, It's kind-of my job.

Jack: Not really. You're just an ass.

Everyone besides Dark, Billy, and Anti: Yeah, you are.

Author: That was anti-climactic. Uh, Trin... Anti.... Those nightmares though.

Me: Oh, yeah, those are gruesome.

Crazy: Really? I didn't think so. It's really good and makes me hungry.

Anti reads the chapter.

Everyone is silent as they wait for Anti's reaction.

Anti: If ONLY I could do that! It would make life SO much easier!

Everyone besides Dark and Crazy move away from Anti.

Crazy: I could do that. You can't? LOSER!

Author: Um, bye?

Trin walks in, beats up Anti, then walks out, green flames trailing behind her. Author starts laughing.

Me: That was REALLY random.

Crazy starts laughing.

Anti: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG YET!

Author & Me: Yet.

Jack hands you a half-eaten cake.

Jack: Heh, sorry... I couldn't resist the cake-y deliciousness.