Ask Septiplier

TrinSepticEye

TrinSepticEye: I dare Anti and Dark to fight. (P.S, SCREW YOU BILLY)

Me turns to Jack.

Me: You can read this one aloud.

Jack: I dare Anti and Da- SCREW YOU BILLY!!!!!

Me and Author falls over laughing.

Crazy: The title is ASK Septiplier... Not dare to kill Septiplier!

Me and Author are still laughing.

Author comes up with an idea and whispers it to everybody besides Reader(you).

They all smile and nod.

Jack: Yeah! That's a great idea! The powers she gave me are amazing!!!

The Author goes through the exit, coming back a few hours later with the one and only: TRINSEPTICEYE!!!!

Dark: Uncool. You KILLED me mercilessly!

Anti: I am WAY stronger than that!

Me falls over laughing.

Mark: Cool powers, thanks!

Jack: THAT WOULD BE SO COOL IF YOU WERE TO BE MY SIDEKICK! IT'S SO CUTE AND ADORABLE THAT YOU DID THAT! Awwwwe.

Author walks over to Trin and totally starts fangirling with her.

Anti: Uh, okay then? You trapped us here, not fangirling whatsoever but when Jack goes and says something ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE you start fangirling?

Author: Totally. I know I'm a loser and you guys totally fuckin' hate me for trapping you here. So I fangirl for other people getting the chance. Ha, if I met you IRL and not in-story you would most definitely hate me. I have absolutely NO CLUE how to be a human. :3

Me: Oh yeah, I forgot you were an alien.

Trin looks around the room, silent.

Trin: Uh, I can leave whenever and join whenever correct?

Me nods. Author looks at Me weirdly.

Author: How the hell would you know that?

Me shrugs.

Me: Just guessed.

Crazy looks at Author and then at Jack and Trin, who were talking to each other.

Author: No don't do that, please. She's still a teen and he's-

Crazy pushes them together, their lips almost touch before everything freezes.

Me: Nope.

Jack gains his balance magically and Trin takes a step back.

Me: Bye guys! I'm going to torture Crazy now. Cya!