[sequel to teen helpline]
❝Hello, this is the Breakup Helpline, designed and manufactured to cater to your brokenhearted needs. How may I help you?❞
❝My girlfriend...just cheated on me. With my best friend.❞
❝Um..uh, hold on...oh, fuck...
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
"I can't believe this is it. Our last call before you leave."
"Yeah."
"I can't believe you're leaving."
"Don't make this uncomfortable, dammit. I mean, for god's sake, don't be such a buzzkill, Franklin. Think about how less of a nuisance your life will be when you don't have to deal with me everyday."
"Yeah but..."
"But..."
"It wouldn't be the same."
"I guess."
"You're so...chill with this."
"I popped three Advils before this."
"Wait, what? Three? That's bad for your health!"
"I'm sorry- I just don't do good on planes."
"Then just sleep."
"I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Because I kind of...have this problem with planes and I get super freaked out if I don't have, like, a tranquillizer to calm me down. See, I sound fine now but later, I might get a little high-strung -even on the Advils. I mean, planes are pretty damn fucking freaky...I just...it's not good."
"Wait, are you afraid of planes?"
"IT IS A LEGITIMATE FEAR, OKAY. PLANES CAN CRASH! EVER HEARD OF 9/11 OR MH370?!"
"I can't freaking believe- holy shit, Serena the Fearless, afraid of planes?!"
"If you ever tell Eva, I swear to god I'll make sure I'll harm your dick so bad that you can't EVER HAVE CHILDREN!"
"Okay, okay! I won't tell anybody...ahahahhahahahahahha."
"Stop laughing, you moron!"
"Fine, fine- just be sure to buckle up super tight when there's turbulence. I don't want you to start having a panic attack or anything."
"Shut the fuck up, Franklin. I'M SO DONE WITH YOU."
![Breakup Helpline [#2 of the Helpline Trilogy]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/50755566-64-k732801.jpg)