[sequel to teen helpline]
❝Hello, this is the Breakup Helpline, designed and manufactured to cater to your brokenhearted needs. How may I help you?❞
❝My girlfriend...just cheated on me. With my best friend.❞
❝Um..uh, hold on...oh, fuck...
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"So we need to work on your flirting skills. Or your picking up skills. I, for one, love puns. Give me a pick-up line that's a pun and I'm yours."
"Um, this is Damien."
"S'up, Lover Boy. Where's Franklin?"
"Who...is this?"
"It's Serena. And yes, I didn't act ashamed of what I just said because I don't believe in regrets. So I didn't regret that you heard what I just said, even if it's a little weird. Anyway, where's Franklin?"
"Who is Franklin?"
"Um, the number that I'm calling?"
"Theo? Yeah, he left his phone at my house. Again. And how the hell did you get this number? Aren't you calling from a helpline?"
"A magician never reveals her secrets."
"You mean, a stalker?"
"Meh. I prefer private invesigator."
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