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"RISE AND SHINE, MOTHERFUCKERS."
"...Serena, it's 6 in the morning."
"I SAID, RISE AND SHINE."
"You're on speaker, Serena. My mother is going to wonder what the hell is going on."
"SPEAKING OF MOMS, MINE IS CANCER FREE! WOO-HOO!"
"You've been screaming that randomly for a whole week. How have you not got a disorderly conduct arrest on you?"
"Eva gives me chocolate to shut up whenever we're in public."
"Of course she does."
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'rise and shine, motherfuckers' is how i start my morning, yo.
lol no, i start mine rolling around in my bed, yelling about how i don't want to go to school.
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