Victoria's Rants

hALLOWEEN

yes that is me (I look so unsure in this lol)

gUYS IM SO FUCKING PUMPED FOR HALLOWEEN LIKE CAN THE 31st BE HERE ALREADY

for halloween this year I'm being a broken & old & dead & 50s (???) doll and usually I go for like non scary stuff (I waS A FRENCH CUPCAKE (I WORE A BERET AND EVERYTHING) ONE YEAR OH MY LORD) but this year I just woke up and decided to be a hella creepy doll and walk around tormenting children? ...

lol all my friends are literally being playdoh cans and then there's me who doesn't want to walk down sidewalks wearing a trash can for a costume like what??? no

I got so hyped today that I decided to play around with some makeup and kind of see if I can do the creepy dead doll look which I think I can (it's not official yet, I still have to get some things for my costume and some other makeup stuff because um)

I plan to wear a poodle skirt with blood stains splattered and for the shirt I'd like to cut the center of it diagonally and have an a plan shirt under it painted in blood and it'd look like I got stabbed?? idk yet considering I'm a doll so why am I approaching this as if I was a human that was killed in the 50s idk

I'm not going to buy a full costume like I usually do but I'll just go to party city or something and just get anything that reminds me of the 60s and death and dolly ((((parton)))))

comment what you're going to be!! I really wanna know (my bother's going to be that shark costume thing from katy perry's halftime show so yeah lmao//he says it's called left-shark?)

honestly I was thinking about being a legit pack of gum earlier but now I'm just like nope that's a dumb idea victoria wyd

oH AND YOU KNOW WHATS SO IRONIC I WAS ACTUALLY LISTENING TO CHRISTMAS MUSIC AS I WAS DOING THE MAKEUP IDFK DONT EVEN ASK

(fun fact: I wasn't actually going to say "this is me" about the selfie and yada yada yada because I forgot I only showed the bitch squad my face before this and then I remember not all of you have seen my face yet hahA)

I should be doing homework right now but instead I spent an hour doing this and now I have to take a shower lol wish me luck getting my hair together because I messed it up so badly and just why

let them know it's christmastimeeeeeeee