3rd Person POV
Naruto sat in the Academy's classroom with Sakura and Sasuke, Sakura was going banshee because their new jounin Sensei didn't come on time and Sasuke just really didn't look like he gave a shit.
Naruto stabbed the drawing of himself and Kyuubi in chibi form, chasing Sakura with pitch forks and flames. Sakura (in the drawing) was crying and bleeding with a knife sticking out of her stomach.
This was fun.
He sat making evil giggles and laughs, Sasuke just looked at him and rolled his eyes, 'Weird kid...'
"WHY ISN'T HE COMING ON TIME?!" Sakura screeched.
Naruto plugged his ears with his fingers and made a motion, 'I CAN'T HEAR YOUUU!'
'Oh I wish.'
Sasuke looked at Naruto, "Why is she a shinobi?"
Naruto shrugged, "She annoying, loud, and pink, I wonder why she hasn't died yet."
Sasuke nodded, "True that."
The door slid open a couple of minutes later and a bucket of paint dropped on gravity defying white hair.
Naruto cracked up laughing, he actually put up this trap earlier because he had a feeling something like this was going to happen.
"NARUTO! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!" Sakura yelled.
Naruto glared at Sakura and then carried on laughing.
"...Why was your bucket on top of the door?" The jounin sensei asked.
Naruto stopped laughing and blinked, "Why was the door under my bucket?"
Kakashi raised his eyebrow, "Touché. And my first impression, I hate you all."
They all sweatdropped.
"Meet me on the roof in 5." Kakashi said, and he disappeared.
"Seriously!? He comes in late and now WE have to meet him on the roof?! Unbelievable! Right? Sasuke-kun?!" Sakura screeched.
Sasuke tried not to strangle the pink haired Kunoichi, and Naruto just smirked.
"Well, I'm going, see ya." He raised a hand and shunshined away.
"NARUTO YOU BAKA!!" Sakura screamed.
"Oh Kami..." Sasuke hissed.
Kakashi blinked at the blond haired boy who appeared in front of him.
"How did you get here?" He asked.
Naruto shrugged, "Shunshin."
Kakashi nodded, "Ahhhh. But that's a C-rank jutsu, who taught you?"
Naruto grinned, "One of the best." Obviously hinting at Kyuubi.
"FINALLY!!!" A scream was heard, and Sakura and Sasuke were seen.
They both winced, "How do you put up with her?" Kakashi asked.
Naruto shrugged, "I just imagine myself killing her over and over again in my head, it works out."
'If Kushina was here right now, she would have hit Sakura already, screaming at her to leave you alone.' Kyuubi told him.
'I would love to see that.' Naruto chuckled.
Sasuke stepped up and sat down next to Naruto.
Sasuke whispered to him, "I will murder her someday."
Naruto nodded, "Same here."
He never actually thought that he could even speak to Sasuke without arguing, but what do you know? They just did!
Kakashi whipped out a book, Naruto looked at it and rolled his eyes. Icha Icha Paradise.
Typical, absolutely typical.
Why must it be all of the strong Ninjas who are perverted?
Jiraiya Of The Sannin, (the one who actually wrote the book).
Hell! He even saw Old Man Hokage reading the book with a nosebleed and giggle!
Maybe even his dad was like that! Well...
'Minato was nothing like that, all of the people you just mentioned are single, and Minato had Kushina so...'
Naruto nodded his head, 'So instead of having to imagine having sex, he could actually do it? Ahh, I understand now...'
Kyuubi sweatdropped, 'You... are not allowed to say those inappropriate words at this particular age and moment of time.' He said really fast.
Naruto raised an eyebrow, 'Hmm, strange, you perverted fox.'
'SHUT UP! I AM SAVING YOUR INNOCENCE!'
Naruto blinked, "Hmm? Someone say something?"
Sakura fumed, "Why aren't you listening!?"
Naruto shrugged, "Might be because I don't want to hear how you want to rape Sasuke in the future... but that might be just a hunch."