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Pearl: Once Cleo thanked me and I couldn't decide between "No problem!" and "No worries!" so I yelled "No worms!" to them as they walked away.
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Scar: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
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Scott: Are we fighting or flirting?
Martyn: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Scott: Your point?
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Ren: Martyn, say aluminum again. It's the entire source of my serotonin during these trying times.
Martyn: *sigh* Only for you, buddy. Alyoouminnieeum.
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Lizzie: Tomorrow's the Cooking Contest. Joel always tells me one thing every year. They say, "You might win if you'd stop eating your entry!" But how would I know whether it's an award-winning dish without tasting it first? This may be a problem humanity will have to grapple with for eternity...
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Big B: Kill him.
Ren: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.
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Grian: WHO THE FUCK-
Scar: Whoa, language!
Grian: I speak fucking English!
Scar: ...
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Grian: Hello friends!
The Squad:
Grian: You might be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling
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Mumbo: I desire moisture.
Martyn: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
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Bdubs: Can you come out?
Scar: Yeah gimme a minute...
Scar: Bdubs, I'm gay.
Bdubs: I know that. Come out to the car.
Scar: Okay.
Scar: Car, I'm gay.
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Cleo: Something's off.
Etho: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Cleo: No, but that's funny.
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Jimmy: So jellyshish-
Tango, laughing: JELLYSHISH!?
Jimmy: You know what I meant!
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*at a zoo*
Scott: What are they in for?
Jimmy: Scott, this isn't prison.
Scott: So they can leave?
Jimmy: No, but-
Scott, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Bdubs: Do you think I'm plastic?
Etho: No.
Bdubs: Phew. Oka-
Etho: Plastic, at least, has some use in life. You're not plastic.
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*Skizz and Tango are planning to break in somewhere*
Skizz: We need to distract the guards.
Tango: Right.
Skizz: What are we gonna do?
Tango: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Skizz:
Tango:
Skizz: Deal.
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The Life Series Oneshots
FanfictionWelcome to a series of Life Series Oneshots! Started - 02/11/24 Ended - I only ship the Minecraft personas. Not their real life selves. I do NOT write smut. There will be trigger warnings on any of the chapters if needed. This is my first ever ones...
