"Your car eva clean and smell good sah" Amelia say closing my car door as she enter.
Amelia car isn't the boastiest. So her fiance of a million years (well three years, who she decide she not living with until marriage.) is her chauffeur to and from work for the most part. And on day wen him "busy" I play his part.
"Mi try."
"Mi try ...just gwany gwany, fi how your OCD tan. Yuh woulda mad."
"A nuh everybody immune to dead bat smell Mel."
"Ken a yuh nose a tell lie pan mi car. Cause all now mi nuh smell dat."
Don't get mi wrong enuh good gal clean and nice, but nuh know how she cah smell di funny smell inna har car. And I don't know what a dead bat smell like, but if I should imagine that would be it...it would be Mel's car.
"Ask anybody Mel. Just know yuh nose strang!"
"Ken mi nah guh through dis wid yuh today. Mi nuh know wah mi guh open mi market mouth fah. Anyways yuh a final gi Zidane a touch tonight?"
"Mel???"
"Wah... Just a innocent question."
Rolling my eyes. "No. Him haffi earn it."
"Yuh love chat shit. Mi know him pass blue balls ...him reach every colour yuh cah possible think bout." We laugh.
"Nuh wah rush tings Mel. Nuh waah mash up wah wi have."
"Mi get dat, but mi feel uno destine fi be together. Di house and kids sum presidential shit."
"Uno nuh see uno madly in love wid one another."
"Alright slow yuh roll. No know weh yuh get love from...but mi just nuh know."
"Suit yuh self ...mek di good good man get weh ...or guh to waste."
Reach Mel's apartment complex on Constant Spring Road .
"Call mi lata and gi mi di tee." She reach over and hug me before getting out.
"Hmmmmm."
"I love you."
"I love you more babes."
Got home and took a well needed shower to wash away the day. Get out moisturize and all then put on a comfortable cream shorts set. Head to the kitchen on pop a few grapes in my mouth. Looking in the refrigerator trying to decide what to cook.
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I consider myself big chef, but mainly to tired to cook and prefer to be cooked for...adult life much. But since I am having guest over I feel the need to cook. I genuinely love feeding people.
Cah mek yuh future husband hungry.
Decide on chicken as usual I place it in the sink to defrost and message Zidane.
