what is life...
Kaeya: what did yall put for question number 9?
Diluc: Does it even matter
Jean: Mine was k=23.
Keqing: yea 23
Ganyu: oh thank goodness, i was too tired to count and just guessed 23
Keqing: ...
Beidou: girlie just guessed???
Kaveh: and i'm trying to tell u guys that WE. ARE. NEVER. GONNA. GRADUATE.
Childe: wow chill comrade
Alhaitham: You are never going to leave your delusional phase is what it is.
Cyno: lmao
Yae: even scara got over his delusion era
Scaramouche: excuse me??
Venti: damn @Childe u when
Childe: SHUT UP IM NOT DELUSIONAL
Signora: that's what a delusional person says
Childe: at least i dont question life like whoever named this gc??
Venti: lol xiaos last words
Xiao: those will be ur last words.
Venti: im sorry (not)
Hutao: THANK YOU FOR UR PATRONAGE ONCE AGAIN!!
Venti: I THOUHT WE WERE OVER THAT
Hutao: BUSINESS NEVER ENDS!!
Heizou: kinda late but i agree with @Kaveh tbh
Kaveh: SEE? SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
Alhatiham: Someone is as delusional as you are.
Kaveh: ure smart i thought you would figure out first
Alhaitham: Figured you're dumb? Yes.
Kaveh: ...
Venti: bro got roasted
Cyno: Maybe Alhaitham likes roasted chicken.
Kaveh: ???
Tighnari: Cyno is saying you're equivalent to a chicken, Kaveh.
Kaveh: what is that logic.
Cyno: Your fault for styling your hair like chicken hair.
Cyno: Rosster tail, to be specific.
Kaveh: i don't remember asking for specifications but ok
Venti: he do him ig
Kaveh: idk who you are but sure
Venti: no problem! <3 ^^ :D
Dehya: I like ur vibes, venti guy
Venti: thank you! <3 ^^ :D
Xiao: dont say that to him
Dehya: why? it's a compliment
Venti: i like my vibes too! <3 ^^ :D
Xiao: there.
Dehya: HAHHAHAHAHA
Dehya: SLAY MY MAN
Venti: HAHAHAH IKR SLAY FRFR
Beidou: BUYERS SLAYERS
Beidou: thats ningguangs words slay version btw
Keqing: we know
Ganyu: we know
Beidou: HAHA KNOWERS SLAYERS!!
Zhongli: Poggers.
Childe: HELP????
Venti: OLD MAN WE DONT USE THAT NO MORE
Ei: Wait... We don't?
Venti: not anymore
Venti: also why are u ei here ur names baal on the namelist
Yae: identity crisis dont mind her
Jean: I don't think it's a good idea to joke about that...
Yae: oh my, did i seem like i was joking~?
Lisa: ara~ i love the way u type, dear <3 want some tea?
Yae: sure~ which kind of tea are u referring to?
Lisa: hmm, how about both~?
Yae: love that~ let's talk in dms~
Scaramouche: u better. u creep me out.
Kaveh: @Alhaitham open the door
Alhaitham: I'm outside. Open it yourself.
Kaveh: i lost my keys?
Alhaitham: Noted.
Kaveh: check? your?? pockets???
Alhaitham: Checked.
Kaveh: ok? and??
Alhaitham: I fail to understand what you're trying to convey.
Kaveh: ugh this is why i refused to keep my keys in the same basket as yours
Cyno: "I was born man/human and I now identify as clown/clownery." -Kaveh
Kaveh: shut up it was literally your idea??
Alhaitham: I have your keys. I thought you were coming along.
Kaveh: i'm rushing my assignments so i dont have to do til 4am.
Alhaitham: Maybe try reading a book on how to stop procrastinating?
Venti: bro thought hes the mc of whenever wherever by shakira
Kaeya: whenever, wherever
Venti: we'll always be together
Aether: i'll be there
Heizou: and you'll be near
Kaveh: alhaitham and i are never near
Cyno: We share the same room, I can confirm.
Tighnari: That's because Kaveh's bedtime is the time Alhaitham wakes up...
Cyno: So it's always just the three of us sleeping.
Kaveh: wait
Kaveh: cyno, tighnari, you guys are in the room rn?
Cyno: Yes.
Tighnari: We are. Why?
Kaveh: open the damn door???
Cyno: Use your own keys.
Kaveh: alhaitham has them???
Cyno: Then get it from him.
Kaveh: hes not giving it to me???
Scaramouche: listen. yall either argue in dms or get killed.
Hutao: oya?
Hutao: business is booming?!
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Teyvat Academy: Chaos
FanfictionGenshin Impact Highschool AU absolutely no plot or whatsoever, just them being chaotic in their group chat.
