Teyvat Academy: Chaos

4nemo and the ladies

Jean: venti, for the last time, please cooperate

Venti: im cooperating wym

Venti: so xiao are we meeting at ur place again today???

Xiao: dont disturb my moment of solitude

Xiao: and wdym by "again" i nvr let u come

Venti: awww

Jean: VENTI

Venti: ooo jeans madddd

Venti: soooo scareeedddd

Jean: sigh

Jean: Kazuha, ure my last hope, aether said he wants to spend some sibling time with his sister

Kazuha: oh sorry what were we talking about again?

Jean: are u composing another haiku again

Kazuha: ah no not today

Kazuha: i was changing my bandage

Venti: oh yeah kazuzu u havent told us the reason behind ur bandaged hand

Kazuha: u really wanna know?

Venti: yea spit it out

Jean: please, get back to the topic...

Kazuha: long story short, i was practicing how to  use a sword

Xiao: even i know thats a knife not a sword

Kazuha: wym knife its a blade

Xiao: sword and knife are two different items

Kazuha: i know

Kazuha: but like

Kazuha: u still hold it like a sword dont u?

Xiao: dont ask me, ive nvr used a sword before

Jean: how are u even getting ur hands on a sword...

Aether: they watched a show on tv

Venti: AETHERRR URE BACKKKK

Aether: lumine kicked me out of the room sobs

Xiao: pfft

Aether: not funny

Aether: im roomless now

Aether: are u guys at ur dorms let me innnnn

Venti: but its not like u dont hv a roof right

Aether: STILLLLL

Venti: LMAOSDIADIAAOOAOA

Venti: CHECK LUMINES LATEST TWEET

Venti: IM CRYIGNAHDHAHDAHAH

Aether: SHE TWEETED IT??? OMGGGGGGG

Aether: SHES SOOOO DEAD

Sucrose: h-hello...

Jean: hello, Sucrose, good to see u here

Kazuha: does anyone of u know where can i buy that sword holder thing

Xiao: sword holder what now

Kazuha: the thing people use to put swords in the kitchen

Aether: kazuha i hope ure referring to plastic swords

Aether: seathe?

Kazuha: i believe there's another term for it

Xiao: for the last time, that is NOT A SWORD

Venti: let him be

Venti: dont take away his freedom >:(

Xiao: u and ur freedom

Sucrose: what is going on...?

Jean: boys, lets make this a quick discussion and u guys can leave early and continue ur petty arguments, alright?

Xiao: i refuse to speak any more until kazuha stops referring a knife as a sword

Aether: wait

Aether: is that how u hurt ur hand?

Aether: by holding the knife like a... sword????

Kazuha: u are absolutely wrong, aether

Aether: ouch

Venti: HELAPDHAHDHAHAHHA

Aether: shut up for once pls venti

Venti: how about no

Aether: jsut let kazuha explain omg pls

Kazuha: well i do admit i attempted to reenact a scene i was watching at that time and accidentally cut my hand in the process

Xiao: i would be surprised if that knife didnt cut u at all when u do that

Aether: eh but kazuha is from some rich family right??

Aether: and like u mentioned about having some rooms reserved for ur collections or stuff

Aether: he might hv a collection or 2 rooms of swords idk

Kazuha: we do

Xiao: so u DO know the difference between a sword and a knife

Kazuha: of course i do

Venti: IM CRYINAHFHAHHAHD

Venti: XIAO SOUNDS SO FRUSTRATED IM

Jean: this is not going anywhere

Kazuha: aether, are u interested in my sword collections?

Aether: ooo can i visit ur place????

Kazuha: yeah sure

Venti: do u hv bows tho

Kazuha: my family isn't well-versed in archery since we're more into swords

Venti: aww

Aether: wait my sister left the room to get snacks

Venti: GASP

Venti: this is ur chance to sneak in

Aether: why sneak in when she left the dOOR OPEN 

Venti: oh?

Venti: A CARELESS MISTAKE?? BY THE GREAT LUMINE HERSELF?????!?#!?$?!$?

Aether: YES

Aether: HA

Aether: IM BACK ON MY BED WOOO

Kazuha: congratulations

Jean: all i ask is 10 mins of ur attention span, is it too much to ask for?

Kazuha: i need to clean my blade

Venti: what did u do to it

Kazuha: i was cutting cucumbers

Venti: eh i thought u eat leaves

Kazuha: they're still green, aren't they?

Venti: oh damn ure right

Kazuha: mhm

Aether: theyre both in the vegetable category too

Venti: SO TRUE

Jean: cucumber is a fruit

Xiao: why am i always stuck with these idiots

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so my kazuha has aquila favonia and i've always thought it looked like a knife but longer and thinner idk HELP

so i thought of kazuha treating a kitchen knife like those swords on tv shows

anyways, tysm for reading, i hope u liked it!! ive been busy lately but i try to come back to update every once in a while for a short break, and also entertain people!!