[teyvat more like TEAWHAT]
Zhongli: Good morning.
Childe: OMG U KNOW HOW TO TEXT???
Zhongli: Albedo was kind enough to spare his day yesterday to teach me.
Aether: @Albedo are u okay
Venti: HES NOT WAKING UP
Itto: MY MAN MY BRO MY DUDE FAINTED
Itto: SEND HELP
Zhongli: What seems to be the matter?
Venti: u forgetting ur own bday is the matter
Xiao: why do i always have to see ur jokes the moment i wake up.
Venti: because i slay
Albedo: Good morning.
Amber: man woke up and started talking like zhongli
Albedo: Oh.
Albedo: Wait.
Albedo: hi
Aether: ok whew
Albedo: sorry i fell asleep before i could turn off auto caps
Amber: explain the little dot u put after every sentence then?
Albedo: force of habit
Venti: teaching the bday boy for a whole day really had an impact on u
Hutao: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
Zhongli: Happy birthday to you.
Zhongli: Who are we wishing to, exactly?
Venti: U???
Hutao: BRO ITS UR BIRTHDAY
Aether: omg i forgot about tht HAPPY ZHONGLI DAY WOOO
Aether: CLAP CLAP
Kazuha: happy birthday zhongli, may ur wishes come true!
Xiao: kazuha u were my last hope.
Kazuha: ?
Zhongli: It is not my birthday today.
Venti: @Scaramouche UR TURN
Scaramouche: huh.
Scaramouche: uh.
Scaramouche: yes it is u old man.
Childe: OLD MAN
Childe: OLD
Childe: MY
Scaramouche: ur neck will be broken by tonight.
Childe: NO IT WONT
Jean: what are you troublemakers on about so early in the morning
Ningguang: let them, jean, i could sell this drama
Beidou: there u go with ur business plan
Ningguang: never missing an opportunity to earn some mora <3
Keqing: it's not "some" if ure selling it off for like 20M mora
Ningguang: oops someone read my mind
Heizou: business lady? i thought we're all students here
Lisa: she's talking about her side job, sweetheart
Heizou: no wait who would buy something with 20M mora???
Lumine: @Childe
Childe: i have been summoned
Childe: yes i will buy anything that excites me what is it this time
Venti: ARE YALL SRSLY TALKING ABOUT SELLING ZHONGLIS BDAY PRANK
Hutao: BRO U JUST EXPOSED URSELF
Venti: WHAT ME
Venti: oh
Xiao: i refuse to tolerate such idiocy.
Scaramouche: i knew this wouldn't work out anyway.
Venti: BUT U STILL PLAYED ALONG
Heizou: maybe cuz u threatened to bring up his trauma if he didnt?
Venti: HEIZOU HOW DID U KNOW
Aether: heizou has this instinct or so he call it
Heizou: u literally told me ur whole plan while texting scaramouche
Aether: Heizou guess what im eating rn
Heizou: instant ramen with half-boiled egg, seaweed and minced meat
Beidou: bro is specific-
Lumine: so thats where my egg went
Aether: I CAN EXPLAIN
Aether: AND HOW DID HEIZOU KNOW WHAT
Kazuha: @Venti @Aether friendly reminder that heizou shares the same room with us
Aether: oh
Venti: oh
Lumine: so thats why aether insisted on leaving the house early today
Aether: I DID THAT BECAUSE I HAD NO WHERE TO GO AFTER STEALING UR
Aether: oh
Venti: bro
Lumine: ...
Lumine: yeah stay in that room and never return pls
Aether: okay but dont touch my bed tho
Lumine: too late
Aether: NOOOOOOO
Childe: guys is there a mute option
Childe: pls say yes scara is scary rn
Kazuha: we can hear him
Childe: really?? arent u guys like at the end of the hallway
Amber: i hear banging sounds are the guys ok
Childe: HE NEARLY THREW MY LAPTOP
Venti: BRO WOKE UP AND CHOSE VIOLENCE?!?!??!
Childe: ITS YALLS FAULT HE DOESNT WANT ANY NOTIFS FROM THIS GC
Venti: MUTE IT THEN???
Childe: THERES NO MUTE OPTION
Venti: oh
Kazuha: sighs
Kaeya: i jwu what did i miss
Xiao: how are the sumeru students even surviving this
YOU ARE READING
Teyvat Academy: Chaos
FanfictionGenshin Impact Highschool AU absolutely no plot or whatsoever, just them being chaotic in their group chat.
