Yoimiya: kazuha... dont u think its about time u settle whtvrs going on?
Kazuha: what do u mean?
Yoimiya: yk what i mean
Itto: BUT I DONT??
Scaramouche: shes clearly not talking to u and why am i still here
Itto: O M G U DIDNT SWEAR TODAY
Kaeya: character developement frfr
Yoimiya: WAIT IS THIS NOT THE INAZUMA GC
Kazuha: no
Yoimiya: HELPMEHARHDHAH I THOUGHT
Venti: why so secretive we're all besties
Yoimiya: mk fine fine
Yoimiya: i just didnt want to drag our problems to other classes
Kazuha: we have no problem
Xiao: thats not convincing
Raiden: so
Venti: hey bestie hows life
Raiden: would be better if a certain someone didn't take my dango
Thoma: we're still on that topic??
Kazuha: look i have no idea how to make dangos but i can pay back with grilled fish, how does that sound?
Raiden: sounds like a very bad idea
Yae: ei sweetie i hv dangos in my fridge
Raiden: that won't do
Venti: KAZUHA WHAT DID U DO OMGG
Xiao: what even is a dango
Eula: tango?
Raiden: dango
Albedo: how strange
Scaramouche: can u guys pls get me the **** out of here before continuing whtvr ure talking
Childe: gasp scaramouche said "please"
Signora: screenshots
Scaramouche: that wasnt even my first time saying it
Jean: but isn't this the combined gc? everyone is here
Childe: the fatuis being quirky ig
Diluc: says the fatui himself
Childe: HEY its not like i dont want to be here okay im just following the leader
Kazuha: what if i made fish dango then
Raiden: milk?
Kazuha: fish
Yoimiya: wouldnt that just be fishballs
Itto: WHATS A DANGO FISH
Itto: OR FISH DANGO WHATEVER
Raiden: ...
Kazuha: yes? no?
Venti: kazuha is really good at grilling fish u can trust his skills
Raiden: i dont trust u
Venti: GASP
Aether: LMAOOOO
Venti: heart been broke
Venti changed their nickname to Ve(mo)nti
Itto: WAIT WHAT U CAN DO THAT???
Kaeya: bro in his emo arc </3
Ve(mo)nti: dhmu
Keqing: how did u even get the perm to change names
Ve(mo)nti: i have my wayz
Yanfei: did anyone break the law
Keqing: maybe
Ve(mo)nti: HEY
Ve(mo)nti: we did not do anything against the law dw miss maam yanfei <3
Yanfei: ok
Jean: Venti, you better not do anything rash before your reputation drops even lower
Jean: you will be forced to close down your restaurant when that happens
Yoimiya: VENTI OWNS A RESTAURANT??? AT THIS AGE?????
Ve(mo)nti: i have my wayz
Ganyu: is this about the 4nemo one or is there another one
Mona: theres only one
Mona: the one and only restaurant that refuses to hire me
Aether: mona we've talked about this
Gorou: okay but where's kazuha?
Thoma: grilling fish for raiden
Kazuha: forget about fish she wants dango no matter what
Yoimiya: u said u were gonna make dango fish
Kazuha: it was a suggestion and she clearly didnt accept it
Xiao: just buy one??
Kazuha: ...
Yoimiya: oh
Itto: HUH
Thoma: oh...
Xiao: what
Kokomi: i read the whole conversation like reading a novel
Aether: dont tell me
Ve(mo)nti: is this what i think it is
Kaeya: i am 99% sure it is what we're all thinking it is
Kazuha: alright
Yoimiya: why didnt we think of that from the beginning
Thoma: we went through all that trouble too....
Ve(mo)nti changed their nickname to Venti
Venti: VENTI EMO ARC IS OVER
Kaeya: WOOOO
Venti: CANT BELIEVE IM ACTUALLY SMART FOR ONCE
Xiao: "once"
Venti: XIAO CAN U PLS LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT
Itto: SMART ABOUT WHAT WHAT ABOUT ME AM I SMART TOO
Keqing: if u realized how dumb ur classmates were then yes
Itto: MY CLASSMATES ARE DUMB???
Keqing: ...nvm
Kazuha: guys its settled now im finally free
Yae: yk i hv dango recipe right?
Thoma: its a pain to start from scratch
Yae: mk
Itto: WHATS GOING ON IS THERE DANGO FISH FOR ME
Jean: enough chatting, we have assignments due tomorrow
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YOOO IM STILL BUSY BUT HEY I MANAGED A CHAPTER :D
so kazuha was surronded by lightnings while i was doing my dailies this morning and the idea of ei still having a grudge against kazuha came to mind PLS
anyways thanks for reading! pls stay til the end if u enjoyed ^__^
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Teyvat Academy: Chaos
FanfictionGenshin Impact Highschool AU absolutely no plot or whatsoever, just them being chaotic in their group chat.