is yanfei a clown or lawyer

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Amber created a group

Amber added Yanfei, Hutao, Xinyan, Klee, Diluc, Bennett and Xiangling

Amber: is that it?

Diluc: why am I here

Amber renamed the group to Team Pyro

Amber: don't act dumb yk sports day is coming up

Hutao: HI HELLO HOW R U DOING

Xinyan: is this my new rock 'n roll band?!?!

Amber: no we're here to discuss what to do on sports day

Amber: our team has the most members we have to win this

Bennett: um... about winning...

Amber: yes jr benny do u not want to win?

Bennett: it's not that, um

Diluc: spit it out I have no time for this

Bennett: I'm afraid my bad luck will... you know...

Xiangling: DONT WORRY THE FOOD IS ON ME

Klee: HELLO!!

Amber: hello klee u got any ideas?

Diluc: since when u got ur hands on the phone again klee

Klee: oh it's the weird grown-up

Diluc: wha

Hutao: BAHAHAHA WEIRD GROWN UP LMAO DOES THIS KID ALWAYS CALL U THAT

Diluc: this is why I don't get along with kids

Amber: glad yk it

Amber: so about the festival

Amber: we need a mascot

Diluc: I thought we were discussing about sports day

Amber: sports day, sports festival, festival, same thing

Amber: so

Amber: mascot?

Xiangling: CAN I STILL COOK ??

Amber: you're in charge of the food xiangling

Diluc: just make a list so she doesn't bother asking the same question over and over

Amber: okok

Amber: Xiangling - food | Bennett - | Hutao - | Diluc - | Yanfei - | Klee - | Xinyan -

Hutao: HEY NO FAIR YOURE NOT DOING ANYTHING

Amber: I'm the leader I don't do stuff

Hutao: I'LL PREPARE COFFINS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

Amber: I don't think we need coffins...

Hutao: WE'RE GONNA BE UNDER THE HOT SUN RIGHT

Hutao: PEOPLE WILL PASS OUT SO I'LL PREPARE COOL COFFINS DONT WORRY

Hutao: THEY GONNA GET NICE COLD REST

Amber: I do hope no one passes out tho

Hutao: Xiangling - food | Bennett - | Hutao - COFFIN SERVICE | Diluc - | Yanfei - | Klee - | Xinyan -

Amber: okay fINE so who's next

Xinyan: my only talent is guitar can I?

Diluc: pls note that this isn't a talent show

Xinyan: but that's all I can do...

Amber: ...

Amber: fine fine do whatever u want

Xinyan: thanks!

Amber: Xiangling - food | Bennett - | Hutao - COFFIN SERVICE | Diluc - | Yanfei - | Klee - | Xinyan - guitar

Klee: KLEE WANTS TO SHOW SOME NEW BOMB BIG BRO ALBEDO MADE!!

Diluc: klee no

Amber: klee no

Klee: AWW D:

Amber: we're supposed to be looking for mascots how did it come to this

Yanfei: what's this are u violating any laws here

Amber: u finally show up

Amber: we're looking for a mascot

Yanfei: what kind of mascot

Diluc: that's the question

Yanfei: the other class was talking about how bad they want to see clowns

Amber: it's venti isn't it

Diluc: definitely venti

Yanfei: venti what now are we ordering starbucks

Xiangling: STARBUCKS??

Amber: so about clowns

Yanfei: what

Amber: yanfei can u do it?

Amber: u got the boots afterall

Yanfei: wdym i got clown boots I'm a lawyer

Diluc: you're a student

Yanfei: I'm something like the law myself don't try to argue

Klee: CAN KLEE SEE CLOWNS IN THE FESTIVAL?

Amber: if yanfei accepts the role then yes

Yanfei: no

Amber: it's the law

Yanfei: it's not written in my law book

Amber: in MY law book follow it

Bennett: sorry team I think I broke something...

Amber: u broke what now??

Diluc: can ribbons even be broken

Hutao: SOMETHING BROKE?? I HAVE COFFINS WHAT COLOUR DO U WANT

Xinyan: NOO MY GUITARRRR

Yanfei: guess it's time for the lawyer to work

Xiangling: IS THE KITCHEN ON FIRE??

Klee: NEW BOMB?

Diluc: just don't spread the smoke to our place

Amber: all I ask is a mascot

Amber: can yall just cooperate for a bit?

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