[coffin lady]
Hutao
pst
Venti
omg hey bestie
i thought my coffin era was over
Hutao
unfortunately it is </3
but im here for something else bestie
Venti
pspsps
Hutao
LETS PRANK ZHONGLI FOR HIS BEDAY...
Venti
maam that old mans day was 2 months ago its the new year alrdy
Hutao
EXACTLY!!
Venti
...
OH
Hutao
RIGHT?
Venti
OMG YES ITS GONNA BE SO FUN
who else
Hutao
um idk ure the first one i asked
i could get more business if i called xiao but like
Venti
PLS DONT
UR BESTIES LIFE IS ON THE LINE HERE
Hutao
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
Venti
bestie >>> business
Hutao
frfr
so who else should we get
Venti
uhhh
i think kazuha wont mind
hes a fun guy
Hutao
OOO WHAT ABOUT THOSE NEW KIDS
are they fun
Venti
THEM??? BOOOO
only kaveh but he is barely approachable
Hutao
THEYRE SO INTIMIDATING FOR NO REASON
Venti
IKR
smart ppl are on another level.
Hutao
NERDS.
Venti
HAHHAHAHAHHA
Hutao
HAHAHHAHAHHA
Venti
jokes aside whats the plan
Hutao
i thought of childe
Venti
i feel like he wont copooreratearfah
Hutao
bro gave up spelling
anyways childe cooperates
i think
Venti
omg wait what about tht little man
scarymoose
Hutao
HE WOULD FIT SOMEHOW???
like zhongli might say "It is not my birthday today." and he might go "yes it is just how freaking old is ur memory"
Venti
GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS
Hutao
SLAYYYYYY
Venti
OKOK i'll talk to scaries and kazuzu
u take care of the rest
oh what if aether wants to join too
Hutao
ANYONE IS WELCOME TO JOIN !! <3
Venti
OK COOL C U BESTIE
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short one today + DIFFERENT FORMAT!! cuz of the sudden thought of pranking zhongli idk
also i like the like comments feature, now i dont need to feel awful for not replying every single comment HAHHAHAHHAHA
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Teyvat Academy: Chaos
FanfictionGenshin Impact Highschool AU absolutely no plot or whatsoever, just them being chaotic in their group chat.
