Ayaka: Alright everyone, gather around, Eula and I have something to say
Chongyun: one sec im in queue for the latest ice cream flavor
Eula: Such behavior shall not be tolerated. Vengeance will be mine!
Chongyun: im sorry but its limited
Kaeya: young boi got his priorities right
Kaeya: idk who u are but im proud of u
Chongyun: eh?!
Rosaria: what is it
Rosaria: make it quick
Rosaria: i hate overtime
Ayaka: I need everyone's attention so I don't have to repeat everything again
Rosaria: everyones pretty much here alrdy just say it
Kaeya: yeye
Ayaka: No, according to the namelist, we're short of Ganyu, Diona and Qiqi
Kaeya: qiqi?? isnt she that forgetful kid
Kaeya: i didnt know were working with the kids wth
Kaeya: diona hates me were so not gonna get along
Diona: we're
Kaeya: here comes the childe
Eula: You mean "child"
Eula: Can't believe you would add an "e" in "child"
Eula: Mark my words, vengeance will be mine
Kaeya: ayo chill maam
Kaeya: ik what i said
Ganyu: hello i just woke up what did i miss
Ayaka: Hello thanks for joining this meeting today, Ganyu
Ayaka: All that's left is Qiqi
Diona: uhh about qiqi
Ayaka: Is something the matter?
Diolna: shes probably here the whole time but forgot how to type
Ayaka: Ah
Ganyu: like how i forget to wake up?
Kaeya: no u forgots to not overwork pls rest more
Eula: Has Kaeya's grammar always been this bad?
Kaeya: naurrrr ventis worse
Eula: That bard? Don't even mention his name ever again. He is one of those included in my vengeance list.
Kaeya: i bet everyones there
Ayaka: Qiqi can you please respond if you're here?
Diona: like i said
Diona: she forgot how to type
Ayaka: Then how are we supposed to discuss
Diona: just say whatever u want to say
Diona: she will write it in her notebook
Eula: So the child can write but not type? Mark my words, child, vengeance will be mine!
Rosaria: right right i'll be off in 10 mins make it quick
Chongyun: hello i just returned from my ice cream trip what did i miss
Ayaka: Phew, finally everyone's here
Ayaka: I need your attention please!
Ayaka: I can't recall how many failed meetings have we hosted already please let this be the successful one...
Ganyu: im gonna cry
Ayaka: Hold your yawn for a little bit longer, Ganyu. We need to finish this
Ganyu: how did u know i was yawning?!
Kaeya: u cry when u yawn
Ganyu: oh...
Ayaka: So!
Kaeya: Yes!
Ayaka: Since it's a last minute plan, Eula and I thought we could just bring a shaved ice machine
Kaeya: no ice? just the machine? noted.
Eula: I can't believe there is someone in our group who lacks common sense.
Kaeya: yeah yeah so what?
Kaeya: u want vengeance just cuz i made a joke?
Chongyun: ooo popsicles??
Ayaka: Shaved ice, not popsicles
Ayaka: By the way, where's Rosaria?
Kaeya: she left like 30 mins ago alrdy
Ayaka: Excuse me?
Kaeya: yk she doesnt overtime
Ayaka: I-
Eula: Vengeance!
Kaeya: Will be yours!
Eula: ...
Diona: your so dead
Kaeya: *you're ;)
Diona: YOU
Kaeya: ure welcome :D
Diona: what the
Chongyun: ayo kid chill and have some popsicles
Chongyun: you're not u when youre hungry :(
Rosaria: ayo this kid high on popsicles or sumn
Kaeya: brobrobro ure the one not being u are u hungry
Chongyun: im sorry xingqiu took my phone
Kaeya: xing who now
Ayaka: Our junior...
Rosaria: can we call off this meeting its alrdy 12am
Ayaka: What?! How did it get so late?!
Ganyu: can i finally sleep
Kaeya: idc im leaving
Rosaria: shouldnt hv returned
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Teyvat Academy: Chaos
FanfictionGenshin Impact Highschool AU absolutely no plot or whatsoever, just them being chaotic in their group chat.
