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Aether: WHERES THE BROCCOLI

Venti: IDK I ASKED XIAO TO RESTOCK WHERE IS HE

Aether: HES FIGHTING THE CUSTOMER WHO COMPLAINED NOT HAVING BROCCOLIS IN THEIR MEAL

Kazuha: he what

Venti: FIGHTING U MEAN ARGUE?

Aether: NO HES FIGHTING

Aether: GO SEE FOR URSELF

Venti: OMG XIAO STOP

Aether: HIS PHONE ISNT WITH HIM RN

Heizou: why not one of u guys go stop him?

Scaramouche: this is why i didnt want to work here.

Heizou: but ure here anyway

Kazuha: if anyone's even brave enough to step in there, go ahead and stop him

Venti: HELL NO

Aether: WDYM NO HES UR STAFF

Venti: I DIDNT THINK HE WOULD GET INTO A FIGHT???

Aether: JUST KEEP BROCCOLIS IN STOCK WHATS SO DIFFICULT

Venti: IT RAN OUT YESTERDAY I TOLD XIAO TO GET MORE

Venti: AND NOW HES FIGHTING SOME RANDOM DUDE???

Kazuha: that's a customer, not some random dude

Venti: KAZUHA PLS HELP NOT JSUT STAND THERE WATCHING

Heizou: i got the popcorns!

Kazuha: that helps, thanks heizou

Venti: NO IT DOESNT???

Aether: VENTI U DO IT

Venti: NO U

Aether: URE THE BOSS

Venti: since when? (innocently goes to wash the dishes)

Aether: U DO NOT

Heizou: oh he really went to wash the dishes

Kazuha: ...and he broke it

Scaramouche: why am i even here.

Venti: scara bbg can u pass me the broom pwease

Scaramouche: no.

Venti: im firing u.

Scaramouche: go ahead.

Aether: HELP

Kazuha: lmao

Heizou: we ran out of popcorns...

Venti: i am NOT letting u claim that pack

Aether: um they just did tho

Venti: what

Kazuha: so im kinda like the finance manager here...

Venti: AH

Venti: ...

Venti: THEN AT LEAST LEAVE SOME FOR ME?????

Scaramouche: so when am i getting fired.

Venti: NEVER. U STAY HERE.

Aether: omg xiao finally stopped

Venti: xiao xiao hi hello how r u <3

Xiao: im writing my resignation letter.

Heizou: that would be a waste of our popcorns :(

Xiao: u could have gotten broccoli instead of watching.

Kazuha: venti said he asked you to restock

Xiao: and i told venti the grocery store ran out of broccolis

Scaramouche: then ask the grocery store to restock.

Xiao: ...

Aether: ...

Heizou: :0

Venti: ...

Venti: scara, u wanna do it?

Scaramouche: no.

Venti: i'll pay u double u go ask for restock

Scaramouche: ...

Aether: bro is tempted!

Scaramouche: no.

Venti: okay u go ask for restock and then u dont need to come back

Scaramouche: ok.

Kazuha: he really hates it here

Aether: LMAOOOO

Venti: HAHHAHAHHAHA

Xiao: can't we just not let customers order the food with broccolis

Venti: money money money

Aether: must be funny

Heizou: in the broccoli's world

Kazuha: haha

Venti: so when is scaraby coming back

Aether: idk but just how many names are u gonna call him

Heizou: i thought u said he didnt need to come back after he asked the grocery store to restock broccolis?

Venti: ...

Aether: HAHHAHAHHAHAH

Xiao: so we are never getting broccolis in this restaurant. great.

Kazuha: i mean... we could always go check it out if they really restocked it?

Heizou: omg get popcorns while ure at it!

Kazuha: sure

Venti: @unknown AT LEAST UPDATE US???

Venti: wait why cant i tag

Aether: @unknown 

Aether: huh

Heizou: he left when he said "ok"

Venti: what

Aether: i thought it shows when someone leaves?

Venti: i uhhh turned that function off

Venti: haha

Venti: hehe

Venti: haha

Venti: ho

Aether: love me, hate me

Heizou: say what u want about me

Kazuha: so what about the broccoli?

Venti: ykw lets just not serve broccoli no more

Xiao: should have decided that earlier.

Venti: U WERE SUPPOSED TO GET THE BROCCOLIS

Kazuha: shh shh it's alright now, no more broccolis, we get back to work

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