Aether: WHERES THE BROCCOLI
Venti: IDK I ASKED XIAO TO RESTOCK WHERE IS HE
Aether: HES FIGHTING THE CUSTOMER WHO COMPLAINED NOT HAVING BROCCOLIS IN THEIR MEAL
Kazuha: he what
Venti: FIGHTING U MEAN ARGUE?
Aether: NO HES FIGHTING
Aether: GO SEE FOR URSELF
Venti: OMG XIAO STOP
Aether: HIS PHONE ISNT WITH HIM RN
Heizou: why not one of u guys go stop him?
Scaramouche: this is why i didnt want to work here.
Heizou: but ure here anyway
Kazuha: if anyone's even brave enough to step in there, go ahead and stop him
Venti: HELL NO
Aether: WDYM NO HES UR STAFF
Venti: I DIDNT THINK HE WOULD GET INTO A FIGHT???
Aether: JUST KEEP BROCCOLIS IN STOCK WHATS SO DIFFICULT
Venti: IT RAN OUT YESTERDAY I TOLD XIAO TO GET MORE
Venti: AND NOW HES FIGHTING SOME RANDOM DUDE???
Kazuha: that's a customer, not some random dude
Venti: KAZUHA PLS HELP NOT JSUT STAND THERE WATCHING
Heizou: i got the popcorns!
Kazuha: that helps, thanks heizou
Venti: NO IT DOESNT???
Aether: VENTI U DO IT
Venti: NO U
Aether: URE THE BOSS
Venti: since when? (innocently goes to wash the dishes)
Aether: U DO NOT
Heizou: oh he really went to wash the dishes
Kazuha: ...and he broke it
Scaramouche: why am i even here.
Venti: scara bbg can u pass me the broom pwease
Scaramouche: no.
Venti: im firing u.
Scaramouche: go ahead.
Aether: HELP
Kazuha: lmao
Heizou: we ran out of popcorns...
Venti: i am NOT letting u claim that pack
Aether: um they just did tho
Venti: what
Kazuha: so im kinda like the finance manager here...
Venti: AH
Venti: ...
Venti: THEN AT LEAST LEAVE SOME FOR ME?????
Scaramouche: so when am i getting fired.
Venti: NEVER. U STAY HERE.
Aether: omg xiao finally stopped
Venti: xiao xiao hi hello how r u <3
Xiao: im writing my resignation letter.
Heizou: that would be a waste of our popcorns :(
Xiao: u could have gotten broccoli instead of watching.
Kazuha: venti said he asked you to restock
Xiao: and i told venti the grocery store ran out of broccolis
Scaramouche: then ask the grocery store to restock.
Xiao: ...
Aether: ...
Heizou: :0
Venti: ...
Venti: scara, u wanna do it?
Scaramouche: no.
Venti: i'll pay u double u go ask for restock
Scaramouche: ...
Aether: bro is tempted!
Scaramouche: no.
Venti: okay u go ask for restock and then u dont need to come back
Scaramouche: ok.
Kazuha: he really hates it here
Aether: LMAOOOO
Venti: HAHHAHAHHAHA
Xiao: can't we just not let customers order the food with broccolis
Venti: money money money
Aether: must be funny
Heizou: in the broccoli's world
Kazuha: haha
Venti: so when is scaraby coming back
Aether: idk but just how many names are u gonna call him
Heizou: i thought u said he didnt need to come back after he asked the grocery store to restock broccolis?
Venti: ...
Aether: HAHHAHAHHAHAH
Xiao: so we are never getting broccolis in this restaurant. great.
Kazuha: i mean... we could always go check it out if they really restocked it?
Heizou: omg get popcorns while ure at it!
Kazuha: sure
Venti: @unknown AT LEAST UPDATE US???
Venti: wait why cant i tag
Aether: @unknown
Aether: huh
Heizou: he left when he said "ok"
Venti: what
Aether: i thought it shows when someone leaves?
Venti: i uhhh turned that function off
Venti: haha
Venti: hehe
Venti: haha
Venti: ho
Aether: love me, hate me
Heizou: say what u want about me
Kazuha: so what about the broccoli?
Venti: ykw lets just not serve broccoli no more
Xiao: should have decided that earlier.
Venti: U WERE SUPPOSED TO GET THE BROCCOLIS
Kazuha: shh shh it's alright now, no more broccolis, we get back to work
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Teyvat Academy: Chaos
FanfictionGenshin Impact Highschool AU absolutely no plot or whatsoever, just them being chaotic in their group chat.